The questions I get on a daily basis:
How long does it take to do that?A reasonable question.
What do you use to put your hair up, superglue? Yeah, I want a tube of superglue in my hair, dumbass.
How do you sleep?Usually in bed, at night. Sometimes passed out on the floor.
The majority of people that usually comment are people over 60 or balding men who 'wish they still had hair'
I like the people that try to touch your mohawk without you noticing. Asshole! It's 9+ inches of hair coming out of my head, don't you think I'd notice when it gets flicked?!

i know what you meen man i get people that grab at my shit all the time wen im out and about its like they think its a wig or something. people see a fuckin mohawk and loose all intelegence and comonsence.

things i've convinced people i use to put up my hair
baby poo.
toothpaste.
rubber cement.
deodorant.
horse cum.
wood glue.
pomade.
lye soap.
and all i really use is Extreme hold hairspray. and sometimes when i tell people that, they don't even believe me. They'll believe stupid shit, but not something that makes sense.
Stupid Fuckers.

my favorite to tell people is babys blood.

i tried blood before. they didn't believe it. (my hawk is blond)

yeah mine used to be blond now its only blond on the left half(i dyed it a week ago) wen i spike it next time im gonna put some red spray in in it so i can try and pull that off

hahah! it'll be fuckin epic. you gotta lemme know what they say!

I like it when people run their hands through the tips, its mind numbing, i can sit for ages just letting people 'stoke it' ha.
I just dont like people behind you who poke it, the base gets really hard and it digs in! Most common question ive had is, what do you use, i then go into elaborate stories and epic tales of what i use and how i do it, and they lap it up!

when i crimp my hawk i love it when my friends play with it but when i have it up with knox i get pretty mad if people touch it without asking or they manhandle my mohawk. its pretty though so it can't get ruined but it does hurt to have mass amounts of hair yanked on.
i hate it when people take pictures without asking alot of people do and i let them but sometimes i'll charge a dollar or two for fun. i was at some fighting event and this professional photographer just waltzed up and started taking my picture. he interupted my friend and i talking because he didnt want him in the pictures. i said stop but he didnt, i would have made him stop but for some reason security was already watching me like...well like a hawk(ironic much?) This jerk then went up into the private area and when he came back he started again! i was pretty mad, my purse was also searched three times going into the event. i love profiling, don't you?

most people ask:
Is that really your hair? Of course it is, its obviously not a wig.
How long does it take you to put it up? This is kind of annoying to ask me because i don't really time myself, but i try to be polite and give an estimate.
What motivated you to get that hairstyle? I think people should look how they like and be motivated by what they think would be fun to do.
Isn't it annoying having to wash it out and put it up everyday? Not quite. my hair stays up for about three or four days at a time and all i have to do is wash the sides if they've grown out and wash my bangs. in the morning i just use cheap hair spray on the base for lift.
this question is always followed by:
How do you sleep? on a bed, like a rock.
What do you use? I use knox jello. plain, simple, long lasting, cheap, but not vegan friendly (sorry).

Sometimes the old timers like to wise crack. sometimes its funny sometimes its unoriginal heres what ive gotten:
What happened, you get kidnapped by indians?
i guess i'm gonna have to scalp you.
Are you looking for a large wooden horse?(trojan helmet reference)
Did you stick your finger in a socket?
Struck by lightning again?
like i said some pretty unoriginal ones there.

i think i wrote too much again. haha

i hate it when people ask how much gel i use
first of all i dont think gel would works its hair spray
second its not lik i mesure the quantity of the hair spray i use eatch time i put my hair up

i hate when some 1 assumes they can touch your hair,so i touch their brest or ass n c how they like it..lol

the other day some 1 asked how do u keep that thing up,i told her viagra..she was rolling laugh n..lol

i hate when people just touch it out of nowhere shit pisses me off haha but yea i only let some people touch it only the cute girls;) hahaha but yea

it really shits me off when i get people sitting behind me at school or on buses and what not, that sneakily try and touch my hair. Thinking i won't notice.

ive had about three incidents in the past few days...
1. this lady that looks plastic comes up to me and gets in my face asking if she can touch my hair, i was confused because she was standing so close to me i didnt answer and she touched it anyways. i was pissed.

2. that same day a really old woman invades my space yet again and just touches it without asking. i was going to tell her to fuck off but she looked like my grandmother.(i havve a softspot for people that look like my grandma)

3. i was at a resturant with some friends and some kids took my picture without me realizing it, when i found out i had my friends stand there with me taking pictures of them and remarking on how rude it is to take pictures of people without their permission..

people piss me off.

its funny when people touch my hair and after they touch it i tell them i havent washed it lol

Bank holiday weekend, last night i had over 15 people asking/touching it, lets see how many i can get tonight!

i went to a bar last night and there was this whole table filled with old people and this one really fat old guy was staring at me the whole time i was there and it wasn lik oh hes just looking he had his chair turned facing e away from the table it was creepy

I hat ewhen people @ skool they run up a grab it....little prix.

Or when they say how much Gel do u use to keep it up? GEL Sux ass

is that your natural hair color?
that is not your hair is a wig.. ¬¬
about...can i touch u hair? yes why not? and touch my balls fucking IDIOT:... hahah

I don't have many people asking me stupid questions.. but a lot of people do ask me how I get it up and shit like that and it ticks me off because I must have said the same response over and over again. I also get a lot of people asking how long it takes me to do my hair, but mostly people just say awesome hair and I am fine with that unless they repeat themselves over and over again.

Oh and I had a similar situation like Haley, I was biking with my mohawk fanned out and this preppy dumb chick in her truck with her boyfriend, probably, takes a fucking picture laughing her ass off. I wanted to catch up to her and snatch her camera and break it into pieces. That really ticked me off.

@Snowflake: One time when I was biking with a fan, the wind almost knocked me over. Awesome hair is risky shit.

haha yeah. snowflake, the picture issue is becoming a weekly ordeal, of course i live in the busiest part of my city but i tmake me kinda mad when im shooting some photos and stupid kids decide to play photographer without asking. i was about ready to punch this guy because he refused to stop taking my picture.

Ugh, I hate it when people don't fucking listen. Seriously it's hella fucking rude and they can't legally do that.

I wish people were aware that its against the law, i guess its the price we have to pay for having sweet hair.

People used to ask to touch my hair all the time and I'd ask if I could touch something on them I thought looked interesting. More times than not people would agree. I don't understand why people want to touch mohawks.

Whenever people would grab without asking they'd get an ear full from me or a smack to the face. Depending on the person.

i hate it when they jus keep asking questions about it

holy crap... drives me crazy!!!
but when kids ask i don't mind at all, i work in the beauty industry and when i get a little boy who has a hawk they are just amazed that girls can have them too! lol
but i get chads all the time asking "so like can i touch your hair?"
and i just answer back "so like can i punch you in the face?"... yeash.

What's really annoying is people pick the daftest times to ask. Weirdest time was while I was on the toilet. Why the fuck?!

I went to a concert recently, and I was like the only punk person there, so all of theses fuckin emo, scene, nerdy ass kids were tryin to touch my hair and like 3 of them took a pictue of me, I beat the sit out of them in the mosh pit :P

My brother asked to touch it today.... LOL and he wanted Pictures... 0_0 WEIRD!

When i was in Germany and Italy I had literally hundreds of people taking pictures of my hawk or asking if they could pull/touch it.
I said only if I can pull yours.

Now, I've got leopard print on the sides of my head
and apparently thats just a go ahead for people to come up and PET me.

i normally dont mind when people ask but when the just go out and touch it it just grinds my gears. i also had my sister request once that i jump and hit it on the ceiling.

how did you do that?
what did you use?
is that your real hair?
Do you care whae people think about you?


i hate all of the above.

how do u sleep? I don't!

Whenever people ask how I get my mohawk up. I always tell them I crunch up viagra pills and mix it in water, put it in my hair and blow dry it. so far everyone except one person believed me.

Eventually instead of responding truthfully to people bugging me about my hair, I just began coming up with ridiculous things to answer the ever so original question of "HUUURR HOW DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR TO STAND UP?" I think the most amusing one I've told someone and they believed was that I used bull semen, but it ranges, I think the blood of the innocent is my favorite so far.

It depends. If it's a day when I've just done it up (usually a Monday) then no, it's got to last all week. Unless you're a total randomer and you look like it'll make your day. Otherwise yes, it's always seems to make people happy and it's only a couple of seconds out of my day.

lol i've had people come up to me at the grocery store asking to touch it.. usually i try to be nice and let them touch it a little ..

i just dont like when people take pictures of me without asking permission.

at my sister in law's sweet 16 party i had people out their window snapping pictures of me  while im outside smoking a cig.. it was embarrassing considering i was meeting new in laws and my bfs grandmother was there ..

but it was something to laugh about later on

My profile picture is one that someone took at a concert without my permission. They found me on the shows facebook page and added me. I can't even say how many people asked to touch it or take pictures.

I let some people touch it, but sometimes it definitely annoying unless its a little kid.

i don't mind when people ask to touch it or ask questions, i try to not get pissy, i might of heard it a thousand times today but it's their first time asking. it's when people don't ask and just come up and touch your head that it gets really annoying. i mean i get it, it's freakin' awesome hair but keep yer bloody hands to urself. like at work one of my bosses just wont stop touching my hair. now i get made fun of 'cause i told them it's rude to touch people's heads without asking and to get some damn manners. they think it's a big joke but i'ts really starting to piss me off 'cause i've told them a thousand times to keep off.

tho i have to admit i hate when people ask "is that ur real hair?"

it's like no, no. i'ts a fucking squirrel.

I think people can tell from the look i give them that they need to handle my mohawk with care. I actually had a man from Georgia ask if he could take a pic of it cuz he said "you dont see those where I'm from" and I love the little kids that are almost walking backward with there mouths wide open looking at it then ask there parents "what happened to her hair?" LOL hey at least they can tell im a girl.

"Is your hair really Green?" "Actually, it's blue..." "No, it's green." I dyed my fucking hair myself, don't tell me it's not what I say it is, or I'll skull fuck you to death.

I charge people a dollar to touch it, and two bucks to take a picture... o_O

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