Forum Game - Ruined Wish

Figured I'd try starting up a forum game.

"Ruined Wish" is a light-hearted game about granting the post above's you wish... but not exactly the way they intended it...

Example:
Post 1: I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Post 2: Granted, but now there's so much water in your system, you drowned. :(

I wish I had a puppy.

Post 3: Granted, but the puppy is sick and paying the mass amounts of vet bills has rendered you homeless.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Etc... etc... Haha, just figured this might be fun. I'll start us off.

I wish my hands weren't cold.

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Permalink Reply by Isaiah on April 2, 2012 at 10:39am

Granted, but Danney comes and haunts you as a ghost for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew what I wanted to do with my life.

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Permalink Reply by Jackson Truth on June 29, 2012 at 12:55pm

Granted, But your dick fell off

I wish i could get away with murder

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Permalink Reply by §̸̧̰̥̖̮́ͥ̋͢♅ͨ☭ͤ̾̃0░இ5ঊ◍6๑≴4থ⅋§ on August 23, 2012 at 12:33am

Granted. But the only way to get away is through murder-suicide.

I wish the voices would stop.

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Permalink Reply by ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots on October 11, 2012 at 1:29pm

You got over your cold. -_- But I didn't

I wish I had a magic bush that would fly me around.

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Permalink Reply by §̸̧̰̥̖̮́ͥ̋͢♅ͨ☭ͤ̾̃0░இ5ঊ◍6๑≴4থ⅋§ on October 16, 2012 at 2:09pm

Granted. But it's a thorn bush and you've been permanently attached.

I wish I had a zebra.

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Permalink Reply by Lorelei on October 30, 2012 at 9:33pm

Granted. But your zebra is possessed by a demon and tries to viciously kill you whenever you go near it.

I wish I had better clothes haha

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Permalink Reply by DantheHawkMan on December 20, 2012 at 7:48am

I wish that Jae would be on Mohawks Rock waaayyyyyyyy more often to talk to us! :-(

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Permalink Reply by Kobalos on December 20, 2012 at 8:22am

Granted. But she ends up talking so often that she no longer has time to read a word you say.

I wish all wishes were granted in the best interests of the wisher on this thread! :D

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Permalink Reply by DantheHawkMan on December 20, 2012 at 10:37pm

Well, you know what they say, K.....be careful what you wish for.......I wish that all us hawkers make more time for MR! :-)

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Permalink Reply by Kobalos on December 21, 2012 at 7:32am

I think I was very careful there =)

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Permalink Reply by C.J !?? on December 21, 2012 at 10:00am

Granted. But now we spend so much time on a site dedicated to mohawks that we become brainwashed, lose all our human traits, and turn into zombies that travel around the world with scissors, giving everyone mohawks before we turn the earth's population into mohawk- zombies.

I wish could find more music that I like