when did u last get shit faced

when did u last get shit faced what happened?

did u get in a punch up

end up in an orgie or a bit of both

what were u shitfaced on?

and how much had you done

last time i got shit faced smoked about an ounce between 3 ppl in 1 hour

fell asleep and woke up with a cock rammed in my throat

it was very intresting but the pizza was most certainly the best

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Permalink Reply by Toker on January 18, 2012 at 10:28am

i usually am wasted all the fuckn time but last friday i was totally shit faced...after drinkin an doing bowls all day we went to this bar we go to alot...an kept doing brew an jack shots. my chick had me wearin a pair of low low low rize jeans with a dick opening of less then 2 inches...only 2 fuckn buttons for dick opening. i was fucked up a went to the mens piss room....at this bar we were in....after takin my piss i couldnt get my pierced dick back into my jeans so i walked out of the piss room with my pierced dick hangin the fuck out...stumbled back to the bar an let my chick somehow get my dick back in my jeans an she buttoned em the fuck up. this aint the first time tat happened.

then finished my brew an had another with another shot of jack

Permalink Reply by Alexandera Vanity on January 18, 2012 at 2:56pm

sounds like an interesting night XD

Permalink Reply by FullMetalFetus on January 19, 2012 at 12:16am

damn bendy that last part sounds odd haha. um last time i did was on saturday.

drank two 4lokos and smoked a few cigs. nothing exciting this time. just made badass burgers later that night.

woke up the next day feeling fine

although i guess i could tell the best time. was way back in high school when i had 3 of my ex's partying with me and ended up getting them all in my bed at the same time :D was the BEST EVER. man i used to have such skills with girls lol

(this happend about 5 years ago)

Permalink Reply by weasel on January 21, 2012 at 8:36pm