Yeah I have had people that claim to be hair dressers that actually try to dig up the extensions in my hair only to be disappointed. Most times I let them just to see their faces when they end up being wrong.
You're only as old as you feel right? Besides, if getting older means I am gonna end up like the sad fucks I see at my job. Miserable, and Hell bent on giving me dirty looks...no thanks
I think the very dumbest was "Is that real?" My answer was "No, I just killed a squirrel and duck-taped it on my head." :D Oh, and some of people call me a knife, dunno why, I guess their brains isn't really working. :)