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Figured I'd try starting up a forum game.

"Ruined Wish" is a light-hearted game about granting the post above's you wish... but not exactly the way they intended it...

Example:
Post 1: I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Post 2: Granted, but now there's so much water in your system, you drowned.  :(
I wish I had a puppy.
Post 3: Granted, but the puppy is sick and paying the mass amounts of vet bills has rendered you homeless.
I wish I had a sandwich.

Etc... etc...  Haha, just figured this might be fun.  I'll start us off.



I wish my hands weren't cold.

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They do, but then they start eating them and serving it to the homless.
I wish I could find cool stuff in the trash

 Granted, but now the government posted a new law that all garbage must be burnt.

 

 I wish I was sixteen already, so I could get a job and get the hell out of my house.

Granted, okay so youre 16 now and nobody will get you gifts anymore they think ur an adult.
I wish I had a cookie sandwich

GRANTED,,,,But the cookie monster kicked you in the nuts and took it

I wish I could go back in time with a couple of machine guns and rob the kings of their gold and gems

 Granted, but you get run over by the car from Back To The Future while running away.

 

 I wish I could eat little children and not get arrested. 

um ... ok ... but then you're thrown in jail for underage drinking :P

I wish there were some gigs where I live ...

 Granted but you get your head smashed when you're dropped in a mosh pit while trying to crowd surf.

 

 I wish it will stay warm for two more weeks.  Then snow like a mother

Granted but your froze in snow turned into snow woman

 

i wish i owned cookie factory. 

GRANTED,,,,,But then an employee went postal 3 weeks after opening and killed 39 people,,and you had to close down forever

I  wish I could shoot fireballs out my hands

granted
but you can never touch anything again without burning it.

I wish i had a fat blunt.

It is almost one year later and I am wishing for this wish once again! :-)

i wish i could kill Danney

 

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