dumbest questions from people with no common sense

i know all you guys have had this problem.
what are some stupid questions youve been asked,and some stories too if youd like to share

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Permalink Reply by mohawkman on January 30, 2010 at 5:28pm

before i died mine blue 10 years ago, i stripped it, it came out albino blonde so i did my eyebrows too. they glowed under blacklight really nice

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Permalink Reply by Drew on February 3, 2010 at 10:09am

How do you sleep on that, is it real, are you gay, can i touch it, how long does it take, what do you use, why do you want to have hair like that, did you know your hair is green, what do your parents think, do you think your really punk with that mohawk, could you teach me how to put a mohawk up, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
thats about what i get.

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Permalink Reply by mohawkman on February 4, 2010 at 2:30pm

a friend of my aunt (a black woman) said to me in a bar one day "you look like one of those white supremacists!"; i layed a big kiss on her and said " does that feel like a white supremacist too you?"

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Permalink Reply by Rat Bastard on February 8, 2010 at 11:54pm

dude, I got the weirdest one from this old lady, she really asked me if I glued on my hair, like I just had a strip of hair and glued it on every morning
she didnt believe it was real..

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Permalink Reply by Rat Bastard on February 11, 2010 at 2:38am

well that would piss me off too, that shit hurts

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Permalink Reply by chaotic reject on February 12, 2010 at 9:14am

i was wearing a sid vicious pad lock and chain around my neck and evreyone at my school kept asking why i put it around my neck, err where do you want me to put it? on my fucking arse, despite me telling them 100 times its meant to go around my neck as it is a choker/necklace they never quite understood dumbfucks haha

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Permalink Reply by Rat Bastard on February 15, 2010 at 10:49pm

damn, ive never even heard about people THAT fuckin stupid. goddamn mate you must have so much fuckin fun.

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Permalink Reply by Drunken Punk on March 29, 2011 at 4:19pm

lol shup conor u big floopy mop head or il make u stand in bins again lol wen u coming to london next

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Permalink Reply by the found one on April 8, 2010 at 12:00am

i would always get " can i feel your hair?" i said yes once. this girl stood there feeling my hair and making sound effects for like 30 seconds. yes its hair...

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Permalink Reply by Stephen A. on April 8, 2010 at 1:18am

i had my hawk up and some old lady maybe her 50s 60s? came up to me and said wow look at your hair are you copying some rap artist? lmao!

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Permalink Reply by Frankie on April 8, 2010 at 2:37pm

I work in a shop so every other customer does the "Someone got a fright this morning!" or "Cold in here, your hairs gone blue!" and I have to pretend to find it hilarious.