Forum Game - Ruined Wish

Figured I'd try starting up a forum game.

"Ruined Wish" is a light-hearted game about granting the post above's you wish... but not exactly the way they intended it...

Example:
Post 1: I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Post 2: Granted, but now there's so much water in your system, you drowned. :(

I wish I had a puppy.

Post 3: Granted, but the puppy is sick and paying the mass amounts of vet bills has rendered you homeless.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Etc... etc... Haha, just figured this might be fun. I'll start us off.

I wish my hands weren't cold.

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Permalink Reply by Sugarcube on December 19, 2010 at 8:13pm

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish my mom would come home and make dinner.

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Permalink Reply by Chasity'sCunt on December 19, 2010 at 8:19pm

Granted but you can't ever wake up

i wish i could get over this sickness today

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Permalink Reply by Steve on December 19, 2010 at 8:24pm

granted, you never get sick again, but you have to live in a bubble

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Permalink Reply by Steve on December 19, 2010 at 8:20pm

granted, hope you like broccoli stew! (I think we all made our opinions on broccoli pretty clear when we were 10)

wish I had a new computer

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Permalink Reply by Charlie Durden on December 19, 2010 at 8:28pm

Granted, but it's filled with oranges and thusly is inoperable.

I wish I was in Finland.

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Permalink Reply by Kobalos on December 19, 2010 at 8:39pm

Granted, you are in Finland - buried alive in the land.

I wish people didn't put things off that are important to me.

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Permalink Reply by Charlie Durden on December 19, 2010 at 8:41pm

Granted, but now they put things on that are important to you.

I wish I knew where my cat was.

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Permalink Reply by Steve on December 19, 2010 at 8:50pm

granted, your cats with 50 identical cats

I wish winter lasted longer here

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Permalink Reply by Kobalos on December 20, 2010 at 12:06am

@Simon: haha so true =)

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Permalink Reply by Chasity'sCunt on December 19, 2010 at 9:12pm

Granted but it got so cold every thing froze over and now your trapped in your house doomed to freeze to death D:

I wish i could figure out how to wrap patches

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Permalink Reply by Steve on December 19, 2010 at 9:24pm

granted, but everyone knows whats they are (assuming your wrapping em for christmas. If not then I feel like an idiot)
*cough* put em in bricks and wrap those *cough*

I wish I had more screen printing ink