dumbest questions from people with no common sense

i know all you guys have had this problem.
what are some stupid questions youve been asked,and some stories too if youd like to share

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Permalink Reply by Joey on July 6, 2010 at 4:58am

There are far too many straight boys who use their balls in place of their brains.

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Permalink Reply by kaci on July 6, 2010 at 5:08pm

lol people ask me why i hate authority as that really needs to be explained. and why i patch my pants. i just tell them cause im to fuckin poor to buy new ones

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Permalink Reply by the found one on July 13, 2010 at 11:52pm

i feel you on the chicken stuff, had some old people the other day say "i'm sorry to tell you this but you remind me of a peacock"

and why is it that people think you cant feel it when they try to touch your hair without you knowing.

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Permalink Reply by Ziddy on September 30, 2010 at 1:57pm

Right here we have a period called 'carnaval' basically, halloween, except for the scary/horror theme, with parades and dressing up...for kids a lot of fun, for many adults a lame excuse to get wasted and behave badly.
usually right before carnaval starts, and i have my hawk up, people come up to me for advise because they wanna do a hawk with carnaval... WTF! I'm too good for the world, and just tell them.

ofcourse a lot of the usual questions and remarks.
The question; how do you sleep with that, I simply say; lying on the side of my head so it's flat on the pillow.
With the touching question it totally depends on how they ask it, is it in a respectful manner, sure go ahead, but dont be too rough.

Once I had it up, and dyed, and a family walked by with a girl of around 6 or 7 with very beatiful sleek dark long hair. The kid stared at me a moment, and then commented to her mum something in the line of;' that looks pretty', sounding like she was inspired by it, so to save the mum trouble with awkward questions, i responded to the girl; i love your hair too, it's soooo gorgeous, you should keep it like that. The girl really started to glow, so cute

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Permalink Reply by Shon on September 30, 2010 at 5:55pm

When I moved a few months ago (to an area of the state that's full of gangster wanna be's and redneck cowboy jocks), I had a guy as my husband and I if one of us had a cigarette, we said no we don't smoke, he was like wow, I thought all rebels smoked.

I was at the library one day looking at horror movies and this chic comes up to me and said that she likes my mohawk. A few minutes later one of her friends asked if I was a guy or a girl (I like my tripps and t's, and I'm not a small person, sorry). She was like a girl. Then a few minutes after that they started asking me about what are some of the best movies to scare them.

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Permalink Reply by Hex on October 1, 2010 at 1:50pm

I don't mind the usual questions (is it real? how'd you get it to stand up?) And I LOVE the "where do you work with hair like that?" question since I get to see the look on their face when I say "I'm a small business accountant, I wear a wig to work", What I really really really hate is people that take cell phone video of me with out asking. I will happily take a picture with you,if I minded attention I wouldn't do my hair like this. But I REALLY HATE the women (it is always women) that stand just out of conversation range with a judgemental look or giggling while obviously taking video of me. I once stopped by a Tattoo place on a friday night to say hi to a friend of mine who worked there. Some chick went OUTSIDE the building, around to the side of the building and then took video of me thru the window. It was so tacky...and typical of how the trashy people in Memphis act.

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Permalink Reply by D00MB0XX on October 3, 2010 at 3:12am

Why would you shave your head?
Does that hurt!?!? (about the piercings)
Are those real!?!? (about the dreads, tattoos, and/or piercings)

and much more.

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Permalink Reply by Brad Skalariak on October 16, 2010 at 2:27pm

Is that real?
Can I touch it?
How long does it take to put it up?
Fuck off now please.

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Permalink Reply by SickOfSociety on October 17, 2010 at 9:57am

Why would you do that too your hair?
How long does that take too put up?
Are you ever gunna grow that thing out?
Why are you always so mad at the teachers, police officers, your parents(ect.)
Are you emo? (wtf?)
How did you defy gravity?
Have you ever poked someone's eye out with that?

And more...

It really pisses me off!