Favorite bum signs

Last night I found a cardboard bum sign outside foodMax where two normally sleep. It said "ALLEN /will do EVERYTHING/ $20"

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Permalink Reply by ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots on May 6, 2010 at 6:56pm

I did this for a Murder Junkies show. Mohawk half done

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Permalink Reply by ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots on May 5, 2010 at 3:40pm

There it is = )

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Permalink Reply by courtney on May 6, 2010 at 6:51pm

i like that one ^___^

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Permalink Reply by Snowflake Love on May 5, 2010 at 3:21pm

Oh I also remembered spare some change Obama promised me change but I haven't gotten it yet

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Permalink Reply by Ezekielpoop on May 5, 2010 at 5:56pm

"No Coin, No Cash, No Cocktails, No Tit, You got some to spare?"

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Permalink Reply by courtney on May 6, 2010 at 6:53pm

my friend used to have a sign that said "aliens are trying to read my thoughts. spare change for tinfoil hats."

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Permalink Reply by Nemean Lion on May 6, 2010 at 7:21pm

out here they said fuck the signs,,they just stand in the middle of traffic and wait for a red light then go car to car,,or they stand by the fucking parkway entrance toll boths with a cup so its like pay your toll and pay them for standing there ,,they dont even ask they just hold the cup up ,some of them are really just hungry while others need their hit,,i can tell the diifrence i help the ones that i know are really hungry

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Permalink Reply by terror on May 10, 2010 at 8:32pm

"Faimly kidnapped by ninjas, need money for Karate lessons"

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Permalink Reply by Snowflake Love on May 16, 2010 at 6:08am

:) this one sign made me happy. "I bet you $5 you masturbate"

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Permalink Reply by Veropsikle on May 16, 2010 at 3:19pm

A lot of them are in french where I live, so I dont understand the majority of them.
I did see two kids around my age when I was out with a friend. The sign said something along the lines of " Zombie apocalypse is coming, need money for a chainsaw." As far as I can recall, thats been my favorite.
I see a lot of them outright asking for money for weed or booze. I like their honestly, however I do feel they should have been a bit more creative with it. If I am going to be giving you money to support your habit, make me chuckle at least.

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Permalink Reply by Kidd Kiwi on June 9, 2010 at 12:48am

Oh signs. There was one hanging on the wall at Side Door in Calgary (I don't even know if that place still exists), it said something like, "Girlfriend dumped me. Spare change to get Britney Spear outfit and Flock Of Seagulls hair cut make-over".

Personally, I always had, "Broke and Ugly. Anything helps/ Ugly and out of luck Anything helps."

Personal favourites: "Will eat for food" and "Help out the dumb and useless".