i added another two quotes to 6 cuz i just love that movie. :D
1. "God doesn't take vacations. Does he?... Do... ye?"
"Did you ever hear of the dark ages? Besides, I'm covered. You can clear everything up in five minutes, if you want to. Right?" bruce almighty- morris
2. "Asps. Very dangerous. You go first." indiana jones:raiders of the lost ark- morris
3. "Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary." grandmas boy- Cwal
4. "It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast." King Kong- Cwal
5. "You're a claustrophobic."
"You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy." ninja turtles-sammiamk
6. "Luke, why don't you shut up before my fist makes an appointment with your ass?"
"Eric, do you notice you're always talking about sticking something in my ass, and that time it wasn't even a threat, technically, that was *flirting*... "
6a. "Welcome to your first random drug test!"
"I don't have to write a test to tell you I do drugs... "
6b. "I’m gonna need a bucket, a paint brush, and ten pounds of salt. Lance, get his pants." out cold-Samantha Davis
7. "I'm okay. I'm fluffy!" lilo and stitch-Adam, mohawked LMT
8. "I rescued your hat."
"Well... that's the important thing." jurassic park 3- morris
9. "No, Mom, he's fine, he just fell down a mountain."wild america- sammiamk
10. " If you don't give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short stick, cause your head is going up my ass!" Hancock-Samantha Davis