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1) The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. - Hangman XIII

2) ~~You're legally allowed to drink now, so we figured the best thing for you was a car.~~ - Morris

3) What is the reason? Soon the why and the reason are gone and all that matters is the feeling. This is the nature of the universe. We struggle against it, we fight to deny it; but it is of course a lie. Beneath our poised appearance we are completely out of control. - Spook

4) The same alarm clock every morning, same two pops on the same snooze button, same shower, towel, toothbrush, razor, blazer, hair pump, gel spray. It's a fucking epidemic, Fisher. You're getting married, baby. I'm not going to candy-coat it - it just gets worse. It's an eighteen-wheel cement truck that's going to crush every bone in your big body.

5) I used to go to ballet.
See?
All right for your Nana, for girls. No, not for lads, Billy. Lads do football... or boxing... or wrestling. Not friggin' ballet. - Spook

6) ~~Good shooting, shitty shooting.~~ - Glam Kam

7) ~~Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely hate the fucker.~~ - > - Glam Kam

8) ~~Move that gigantic cotton candy!~~ - Adam the ika wrestler

9) What the hell do you think you're doing? Can you keep a lid on it till the sun goes down, for God's sake? You're supposed to be working, not prancing around in your cell like a... flamingo with a boner.

10) THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE.
1. Tell my daughters I love them several times.
2. Find Don a new wife who the girls like.
3. Record birthday messages for the girls for every year until they're 18.

11) I'm trying to understand our world. I don't deal with petty materialists like you.

12) ~~Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.~~ - the undead

13) Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with it. - Spook

14) ~~There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.~~ - Bedlam

15) So, they decide to ask him, they say, "Well, why do you think we can't make babies anymore?" And he looks up at 'em, he's chewin' on this great big wing and he says "I haven't the faintest idea," he said, "but this stork is quite tasty isn't he?" - Hangman XIII

16) ~~Y'know, if you're gonna ask someone to save the world, you'd better make sure they like it the way it is.~~ - The Undead