totally ffucked up....hell yea

hhad a great ffuckn nite.....went to a bar with a few buds....within a hour...start talkin to this chick an shes tellin me bout her piercings an ink...asking me about mine.....start tellin me bout her dude...his ink an metal...before long shes tellin me about his arrests B an E, DUI an shit....it almost sounded like me. Im totally fucked up...it turns out he worked there as a cook...he comes out...a few times sees me talkn to his chick....pierced lobes at an inch like me spetum an other shit....she talks to him on an off...after he comes out 3rd of 4th time...she introduces me to him....it rocked...he goes back in the fuckn kitchen....i wind up goin in the mens piss room with his chick an porkin her....she wanted to see my pierced dick an balls....while there why not get porked....was totally great