The Rules! Of! Punk!

Thought punk didn't have rules, eh? You're wrong, fuckers! Punk is dead and all, so to bring it back we need to lay down the law and.eliminate the poseurs!

1. The number one rule of punk is that you are not punk. Do not, in any situation, refer to yourself as punk. Referring to yourself as punk is automatic grounds for your exclusion. From punk.
2. Everyone except you and your group of friends is a poseur. Not that you call yourself punk.
3. Every time you call someone else a poseur, you become that much more punk. Just don't fuck it up by going and admitting that you're punk. Poseur.
4. Pop-punk is no longer a subgenre of punk. The name pop-punk is now reserved to be used exclusively as an insult for bands that are poseurish.
5. If a band gets more than 500 fans, they are a pop-punk band.
6. Do not get a mohawk, dye your hair funny colors, wear bondage pants, or a studded jacket. This is known as trying too hard.
7. Any association with the store Hot Topic is poseurish. No exceptions.
8. Punk is dead. Shout this often.
9. Remember unity! Too bad everyone around you is such a fucking poseur or you'd have a use for it.
10. Be an asshole every chance you get. Everyone knows that "punk" is synonymous with "asshole". Prove them right!

Know any more rules? Tell me! Or don't. Poseurs.

(If you can't tell this post is a joke, so help me God...)

Comment by Khaos on March 31, 2009 at 10:50pm: oh jesus. do you know how to fucking read the ideas? and if you hate this so much why bother wasting your time posting? Squeegees aren't meant for that, love, sorry. Doesn't matter what I am and doesn't matter what you are. O:-)

(btw, which straight edge jerk are you referring to? I can tell you that I definitely am not charactarized in that manner)

Comment by James on March 31, 2009 at 11:37pm: burf has his shit together! B)

Comment by James on March 31, 2009 at 11:43pm: oh man, he totally ripped off an slc punk quote for his about me, now thats just sad

Comment by BurfRiot on April 4, 2009 at 12:23pm: forget it i think we live in different realities

Comment by Segadoway on April 9, 2009 at 1:51am: burf is a fucking idiot, chaos drunk punx? fuck off, just fuck off, just fuck off and die, just fuck off and die horribly.
nothing wrong with straightedge either.
"Rule18 :if you try tu put some rules about punk then youre a poser!"
you made a rule about punks not making rules about punk......
i was almost pissed off enough to forgo my shower and eating and write a huge epic hate comment but i need my food

Comment by Bedlam on April 17, 2009 at 2:02pm: haha awesome post, too bad it got taken too seriously by some people

... excuse us but WHAT did that jackass just say about staightedge? Burf, luv, if I had a god I'd used it's name to curse you to the bottom of thirteen hells.

Comment by Benyi on April 20, 2009 at 6:29pm: and most important!! DO NOT I said DO NOT EVER start a discussion about 10 rules to be punk!!!

and by the way punk is not dead is just taking a nap

Comment by Khaos on April 20, 2009 at 8:53pm: hehehehe nap.

zzzz

Comment by Adam, Mohawked LMT on April 22, 2009 at 6:49pm: Wait... So since I don't consider myself punk...Then I'm PUNK!! YAY!!! Oh wait... I just ruined it by saying I'm punk so now I'm just a poseur... *sigh*

Comment by Adam, Mohawked LMT on April 22, 2009 at 6:50pm: ... But since I just called myself a poseur, that makes me punk again! ... Wait... DAMNIT!!! I'm not punk anymore....*sigh*

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