The Rules! Of! Punk!

Thought punk didn't have rules, eh? You're wrong, fuckers! Punk is dead and all, so to bring it back we need to lay down the law and.eliminate the poseurs!

1. The number one rule of punk is that you are not punk. Do not, in any situation, refer to yourself as punk. Referring to yourself as punk is automatic grounds for your exclusion. From punk.
2. Everyone except you and your group of friends is a poseur. Not that you call yourself punk.
3. Every time you call someone else a poseur, you become that much more punk. Just don't fuck it up by going and admitting that you're punk. Poseur.
4. Pop-punk is no longer a subgenre of punk. The name pop-punk is now reserved to be used exclusively as an insult for bands that are poseurish.
5. If a band gets more than 500 fans, they are a pop-punk band.
6. Do not get a mohawk, dye your hair funny colors, wear bondage pants, or a studded jacket. This is known as trying too hard.
7. Any association with the store Hot Topic is poseurish. No exceptions.
8. Punk is dead. Shout this often.
9. Remember unity! Too bad everyone around you is such a fucking poseur or you'd have a use for it.
10. Be an asshole every chance you get. Everyone knows that "punk" is synonymous with "asshole". Prove them right!

Know any more rules? Tell me! Or don't. Poseurs.

(If you can't tell this post is a joke, so help me God...)

Comment by Ezekielpoop on November 25, 2009 at 11:05am: this is fucking crazy.. the idiocy of people.. I can't believe how worked up some people are getting over this post..
and you put "(If you can't tell this post is a joke, so help me God...) " and they still didn't get it. what dumbasses.

Comment by kittty on November 27, 2009 at 1:09pm: wow..dudes its A JOKE? did people skip over the last part with the smily icon?

Comment by Moogle on November 30, 2009 at 4:58am: rule 47

Comment by AstroZombie on December 13, 2009 at 6:38pm: First rule about punk.....Dont talk about punk. haha

Comment by S. Arge on December 24, 2009 at 2:35pm: hahaha!!

rule 11. sic semper tyrannis!

Comment by shady on December 25, 2009 at 9:18am: *tuts**shakes head* punks not dead................................................................................................................
were just hung over!! ; P

Comment by Andy Castillo on December 27, 2009 at 11:10pm: bahaha love it sry ill come back when i can think of a rule

Comment by Josh Also on December 28, 2009 at 1:34am: punks not dead!its just in hiding like osama bin laden!but hes probobly dead sooo........

hehe i heard a guy say that on a movie or something.