The Rules! Of! Punk!

Thought punk didn't have rules, eh? You're wrong, fuckers! Punk is dead and all, so to bring it back we need to lay down the law and.eliminate the poseurs!

1. The number one rule of punk is that you are not punk. Do not, in any situation, refer to yourself as punk. Referring to yourself as punk is automatic grounds for your exclusion. From punk.
2. Everyone except you and your group of friends is a poseur. Not that you call yourself punk.
3. Every time you call someone else a poseur, you become that much more punk. Just don't fuck it up by going and admitting that you're punk. Poseur.
4. Pop-punk is no longer a subgenre of punk. The name pop-punk is now reserved to be used exclusively as an insult for bands that are poseurish.
5. If a band gets more than 500 fans, they are a pop-punk band.
6. Do not get a mohawk, dye your hair funny colors, wear bondage pants, or a studded jacket. This is known as trying too hard.
7. Any association with the store Hot Topic is poseurish. No exceptions.
8. Punk is dead. Shout this often.
9. Remember unity! Too bad everyone around you is such a fucking poseur or you'd have a use for it.
10. Be an asshole every chance you get. Everyone knows that "punk" is synonymous with "asshole". Prove them right!

Know any more rules? Tell me! Or don't. Poseurs.

(If you can't tell this post is a joke, so help me God...)

Comment by Cock Sparrer on March 19, 2009 at 3:28pm: I almost got worried and angry. thank god. lol

Comment by Tok on March 20, 2009 at 8:43pm: haha love it!

Comment by i hate hippys on March 21, 2009 at 10:10pm: nah mike me and many others agree there rules only apply to you coz you are a cock sucking crab boy
simple as anything u do or say we will call u a poseur coz it funny tryin to see u make a come back.

DEATH TO MIKE!!!!!

p.s mike we fucked your mom all 12 of us we will send you a tape =D

Comment by i hate hippys on March 21, 2009 at 10:17pm: ohhh yeah one more thing turd on a stick glue. what the fuck i use this u duck rapist. and rule 16. dont make me laugh 12 people agree so what does that mean?
MIKES A DICK

Comment by zero on March 21, 2009 at 10:19pm: Keep this douchery out of my blog, please.

Comment by Khaos on March 21, 2009 at 10:43pm: DIY til you DIE! Or else, you fucking poseur.
Reject the mainstream.
You must be able to name 98% of the songs of the killer band that formed last week, give the lifestory of all members and ex members and know how they got their name. (Or you will be called a poseur) - which is half of the kids out here.

Comment by Khaos on March 21, 2009 at 10:43pm: And I break several of these rules. Ah, damn.

Comment by i hate hippys on March 21, 2009 at 11:41pm: sorry pez but he did start it

Comment by i hate hippys on March 21, 2009 at 11:45pm: 11. your a poseur if you wear a band top or logo and dont know anything about the band

Comment by Khaos on March 22, 2009 at 12:58am: ALSO:
You don't wear the bands shirt to their show (the exception: it's one thing if you just bought it at the merch table and don't want to hold it for 3.5 hours).

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