StraightEdge mondays meets Metal Mondays

Yesterday was 'metal' monday at this bar in town- Yah right, I got more metal in my sak... Buncha fuckin lameasses screaming because they cant sing or write a good song. Fucking 5 minute breakdowns. Then they play intros in the middle. 

I stopped doing drugs on mondays too. The bouncer lets these three little pussyheads in then stands in the door like "Freeze BITCH". He asks me "whats in your pants sir?" And I had some tight pants. I said "Well thats my d---k !! ^-^" Like I'm smuggling some peaches and shit....

He puts a fucking X on my hand as if I'm a kid, then runs the fuck inside to put a 21+ wristband on me. GAAWT DAMMN if you want me to tickle you, just ask. But in the end it was all worth it cause the mosh pit got a bit more aggressive and this precious girl comes flying into me from the dancefloor. Awww it was so cute cause she was kinda scared and squeezed her little hand on my rippling bicep.. Best 10 seconds ever.