I am going to Cornell U this weekend to kick someones ass!

Word of advice to people that plagarize other people work. Don't take from someone that can kick your fucking ass!! No calls this weekend, I am going to Cornell to beat an old colleagues ass who FUCKING STOLE MY PhD thesis. I will probably end up in jail on assault charges, so I will be indisposed. Problem is I have no way to prove I wrote it before he did because I wrote it as a side paper and didn't submit to the committee until 2008, and he gave his thesis in 2006. Thank God, no one in my committee read the Cornell version or I would have gone down in flames. That asshole potential set me up to get kicked out grad school, and didn't let me know, and obviously doesn't feel bad about it. So I am going to seen as the plagarist, and who do you think they are going to believe. Someone with a mohawk OR A SLIMEY LITTLE WEAZLE WITH AN IVY LEAGUE EDUCATION!! God, that is the last fucking time I ever let anyone read anything I wrote ever!! And thank you Andrew for pointing this out because know my pessimistic view of human nature has been restored. And I thought I would be singing show tunes with the evangelicals by now. FUCK EVERYONE!!