Ah damnit...I knew it was coming...So, I got rehired at Six Flags: Great Adventure. That's great! I love working there, it's a lot of fun, and the pay's decent. The downside? Effin' "Appearance Guidelines" set by corporate. I'm usually like a lawyer when it comes to my hawk--I WILL find a loop-hole. But I checked and looked, and wow, there MUST have been someone before me that tried to get around it!
Thing is, even my supervisor, Aimee, wants me to keep it. So I asked if she could do something about it, maybe mention how my record last year was freakin' amazing, how I actually dicked around with the whole "corporate alligence" thing with Heinz ("...and remember! If it isn't heinz....it isn't ketchup!") and all....but alas, even talking to the higher ups yielded no results. I even showed that by wearing the mandatory hat or pin [hat] that I look perfectly "normal" if it's not spiked up and tucked in.
So, I have until 3/06/08 to enjoy my hawk...that's the day of orientation. I feel like such a tool now, though...I mean, c'mon, my hair isn't even dyed this time around! I understand that it doesn't blend well with the whole park theme of a "daycation" but damnit, I always take precautions in situations where I know it could be a problem for some. For example, I'm on our town's volunteer First Aid squad. I always throw on a beanie to cover my hair before I even get into the rig. Why? Lets face it--the world isn't kind to anyone who deviates from the norm, and with good reason--on the whole, as people, we're usually fearful of the unknown or strange. People won't take the time to learn about me, or what I'm like--a first impression is all they need. And I DON'T need a geriatric patient thinking that I'm there to steal their drugs or money, etc.... It's a shame, really, but I do my part.
Still though...I think I should get a job elsewhere...I mean, yes, I REALLY like my job and the people I work with, but I hate having to sacrifice one thing for another. I mean, isn't a compromise easy to come to? Equal employers basing things off hairstyles....ridiculous...
C'est la vie, as they say. I think once I'm done with my hospital stay (my last hours are on the 26th I think?) I'll dye my hawk as a send off...
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