Just a fun night on the twon.

Alright here we go. Once again this is a cali. Anyways i was hanging out with the nazi(inside thing), and anthony. Cause well hes the only one with wheels. So anyways, he has a el camino, so keep that in mind. So were drinking and driving around, we ended up at the mall. Well we got in the flatbed, with he cover on, and blasted music as soon as someone came by, then urned it off when they were gone, hell of a lot of confused people i tell ya. So we got bored of that and start driving some more, i decided to stay in the flat bed, i kept yelling i feel like a fucking eagle. So the cars nearby gave us some weird looks. Anyways we kept driving, its getting dark. And we drive by a block buster, wells sometime between the mall and this i found a ski mask. I attempted poorly to put it on, and well lets say only half of it made it over my head. So we slow down, and i randomly jumped out of the flat bed and run towards this statue of a bear outside the block buster. I started petting it, while saying what a great bear it is. Well since I as drunk it somehow managed to look like i was trying to rape it. This all got on the security camera. Which was then sent into the police station and the news got a hold of it. Well it showed up on the news that night. Which is just a funny side fact. Anyways we kept driving after i got back int eh flatbed. My friend had a genius idea. So he called me, since i couldn't hear him int he front, and explained to me what we were doing. So i went along with it. Well were going through he mall parking lot, as they go over the speed bump right out front of it, i jumped out of the trunk, my hands were tied up, and my mouth was duct taped. well i jumped out, almost tripped, and proceeded to bolt down into the mall. My friends yelled a bit, then the nazi chased me inside. We ran straight through the mall and onto the other side. Where my friend anthony pulled up the car. The nazi picked me up and threw me in the trunk, it looked very convincing, mostly because i lost my shoe in the scramble. Anthony the whole time was yelling stuff like wtf why didn't you tie up his feet, how did he get out? Why didn't we lock the trunk? Hurry the fuck up. Well we started driving off towards my place. On the way there was a cop heading full speed towards the mall, freaked us out. So we went home chilled there, drank some more, and watched the news, where this whole gag was mentioned, along with the tape of me with the bear out front of block busters.

Sorry for the poor typing, someoen spilled beer on the keyboard.