so usually, i have these really ridiculous dreams,
but these, these top them all!
okay, so my dream starts off with me being drunk (or high i can't really tell the difference) at a friend's house.
i'm in the master bathroom taking a piss when these two guys walk in and totally jack my shit while i'm on the fucking toilet! they steal these two i pods i had laying on the sink, and my wallet! i guess i was too fucked up to get up cause i just sat there yelling profanities as…
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