I wanna be an alcoholic,
i wanna go to AA eveeeryday,
I wanna have that dreaded disease,
just like litttle Maaaaattt.
I wanna drink myself to sleep
and spange for meager cash on te-le-graph.
DT's in the morning,
Oh! Life never would be boring.
Wasted, mornin', noon, and night,
with low standards like ol' Jimbo.
Don't wanna member one day to the next,
Oh! I wanna be an…
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