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Mohawk Status:: Rocking now

Relationship Status:: Married

About Me:: Once quite the ladies man until a terrible accident involving a printer and a camel who tore off my gigantic member I now pose as a cosmetologist in the great town of Portland. I eat small children, screw old ladies, and bathe in the blood of virgins. It's pretty hard finding 18 yr old virgins. I first rocked the hawk beginning at the age of 16. It was a poor excuse for a mohawk... Then came the shaving and I couldn't of been happier until I was almost kicked to the curb because of it... I still have it two years later. I am a musician, love a variety of music, some skating, some boarding, and a lot of art make up me.

How Tall Are You With and Without the Mohawk:: No fuckin clue

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Back in action...

I got the hawk back....

I feel so sexy, I just love losing hair I guess ;)

Its got the johnny slut look. Another bleaching and my sides will be white and then we're doing zebra designs.

Gonna bleach out my bangs and do them green and a skunk stripe later...
I NEED PICTURES! haha

Posted on February 16, 2008 at 4:06pm — 1 Comment

It will most likely happen.

I most likely will get my hawk back... I don't wanna grow out my hair anymore.

Only this time I want a trihawk instead of a death.

Not the dumb lookin ones either.

Problem is how to convince the mother so I'm not kicked out. Honestly. DUMB reason. Also that I'm picky. If I had thicker hair I'd do it right this second. I don't like the hawks you an see through... I sectioned my hair and did the width that would work in the middle, fanned it and I'm not sure anymore....…

Continue

Posted on January 28, 2008 at 4:59am — 1 Comment

A HAH HAH AHhaaHAHhAHhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bo

I'm so lonely. I need some sweet lovin down by a hot fire.

Too bad all the cute boys in Portland are hiding from me...

Can anyone tell me where they disappeared too!?!?!

They must be hibernating...

Anyway. I've been saved! Kind of... I finally have a working computer again and have gotten back all the music I lost. Came at a good time... Almost crazy without my music!!!

Come jam with me P-towners.

Posted on January 3, 2008 at 12:10am — 3 Comments

Th best dye.

Special effects. BY FAR.

Nothing compares.

Posted on December 17, 2007 at 11:26pm — 2 Comments

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At 7:23am on July 30, 2014, DantheHawkMan said…: Happy B-Day!

At 6:50am on July 30, 2013, DantheHawkMan said…: Happy B-Day Crotchel! :-)

At 3:34pm on December 30, 2009, Aids Benedict said…: yeah, i know her. hung out a couple times, she's not my cup of tea. You should come to a show at red room sometime! there are some rad shows in january!! We just had dave dictor's birthday party/show there., and we have the mentors on new years eve!! hope ya had a jolly holiday! here's to the raddest of new years!!

At 3:03pm on December 1, 2009, Ezekielpoop said…: hahahahaheya!

At 2:51pm on December 1, 2009, H said…: ok cool, will do. I'm new to internet & loving checking out new music. I'm a fan of flamenco and would love to start some dance classes when i'm a bit more financially stable. Hey i've just had an image of us two girs with our mohawks doing a flamenco act-you n guitar & me dancing! That would be a first i think?-know of any female punk flamenco double acts? hahaha.

At 12:29pm on December 1, 2009, H said…: Hey Portland girl,
Thanx for my photo comments. I hate shaving my pitts coz it fucking hurts! I have to for dance though so whenever i can get away with not doing them i will/wont? Watever-you know what i'm saying sweety. My ex took it when i was doing my hair, he is a photographer & permanently had the camera on me! My brother said it was like i had my own paparazi! Loving your blue hawk, i'm thinking of experimenting with clolour, but i don't know if blue would suit me? What music do you play?

At 6:25pm on May 11, 2009, Aids Benedict said…: I know a girl going to Phagan's right now, Kimberly, and my best girl Lexi just dropped out of there. Dig the hair, the zebra sounds awesome!! I was going to that!! Everyone does cheetah, it's over played.