Crotchel

35, Female

Porkland, OR

United States

Profile Information:

Mohawk Status:
Rocking now
Relationship Status:
Married
About Me:
Once quite the ladies man until a terrible accident involving a printer and a camel who tore off my gigantic member I now pose as a cosmetologist in the great town of Portland. I eat small children, screw old ladies, and bathe in the blood of virgins. It's pretty hard finding 18 yr old virgins. I first rocked the hawk beginning at the age of 16. It was a poor excuse for a mohawk... Then came the shaving and I couldn't of been happier until I was almost kicked to the curb because of it... I still have it two years later. I am a musician, love a variety of music, some skating, some boarding, and a lot of art make up me.
How Tall Are You With and Without the Mohawk:
No fuckin clue

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  • Aids Benedict

    yeah, i know her. hung out a couple times, she's not my cup of tea. You should come to a show at red room sometime! there are some rad shows in january!! We just had dave dictor's birthday party/show there., and we have the mentors on new years eve!! hope ya had a jolly holiday! here's to the raddest of new years!!

    Dec 30, 2009

  • DantheHawkMan

    Happy B-Day Crotchel! :-)

    Jul 30, 2013

  • DantheHawkMan

    Happy B-Day!

    Jul 30, 2014