Brody Scumdog

Male

Nanaimo BC

Canada

Profile Information:

Mohawk Status:: Rocked in the past, Thinking about rocking it sometime
Relationship Status:: Single
About Me:: Hey, my name is Brody, I work as a dishwasher/server, and I love punk music. I'm a super nerd, everything from gaming, to comics, to board games and warhammer. I have an obsession with Dwarves (fantasy, not little people) and am building an army of them with Warhammer. I listen to way too many bands to list them all off, but some of my favourites are Choking Victim, Dayglo Abortions, Descendents, Discipline, The Queers, Gwar, Lower Class Brats, and The Dreadnoughts. I'm also a University student. Either way, carry on (my wayward son?).
How Tall Are You With and Without the Mohawk:: The mohawk is now gone :'(
How did you find MohawksRock.com: My friend posted it on my Facebook

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Emily!

Hello :)

Aug 31, 2011
Jenn Tastes Good

Hahaha! Well, if you ever find yerself out in Albuquerque, New Mexico, bring $80 with you and I'll set you up for yer first "hang-out" session... o_O

Aug 31, 2011
Emily!

It was pretty good. Although I shattered my iPod screen which really fucking sucks.

Sep 1, 2011
Jenn Tastes Good

Yeah...That's the kinda thing you just have to experience for yourself.

I can tell you that what basically happens is...

You get yer hooks thrown fresh EVERY time(skin stretches/scars tear) you hang. These piercings are HUGE and sting perty damn good every time. That feels good compared to coming off the ground though.

You have billions of micro-fibers and connective tissues that attach your skin, fleshy tissues, fascia tissue, fatty tissues, etc. (This is basically why you can't spin the skin around yer arm.) As you raise off of the ground, these all snap, tear, and separate. You WILL feel all of this happen!!!! Your skin literally detaches from your body at this point, forming air pockets where it used to be.

Soon after the separation takes place, you will actually reach such an immense level of pain that the human brain is literally incapable of comprehending. This confuses your own brain, causing it to react by deciding that since it could never register pain THAT intense, what yer feeling must be pleasure. This spontaneously causes a reaction that can send you into the indescribable ultimate euphoria.

The time it takes for you to transcend from excruciating pain into euphoric bliss varies person to person. It can happen in seconds or take several minutes. A small number of people never even reach this state, instead transcending into a shock-induced mind over matter since of numbness to the world around them, or in the worst case scenario, either lose consciousness, slip into a delusional rage, or experience panic attacks. I have seen people slip into full convulsions once or twice, but it's VERY rare!

If it still sounds like a good plan to you, my offer stands. o_O

Sep 1, 2011
Emily!

Neither can I. But surprisingly it still plays music. The touch screen is just super fucked and barely working.

Sep 2, 2011
Emily!

That's probably a good idea. I hardly ever use my iPod for anything other than music so getting the classic would be more logical, especially considering theyre probably cheaper.

Sep 5, 2011
Emily!

Haha I'll keep that in mind. Thanks xD

Sep 5, 2011
Emily!

Oh trust me, I WILL. I'll even print out some nice little business cards with all your information on them. (I'll just stalk and creep on you to get said info) I will then hand the business card to the robber guy so he knows who to come after for soiling his plan of robbing an innocent little girl.

Sep 8, 2011
Somber

I feel ya dude, you have to step on eggshells if yer folks are a major source of income.

Sep 9, 2011
Emily!

Hmm i don't know, I guess i just never really thought about getting on.

Sep 18, 2011
C.J !??

HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY, BRODY!!!!! sorry i forgot :P

Sep 29, 2011
Kaast.

Alrighty.

Radtastic and radtastic. It's been a rather boring day, but I'm off school tomorrow so that'll be a radtatstic day. Goin' out to eat with my pap', so, yeah, radtastic.

What about you?

Oct 3, 2011
subtlehue

Well, we're practically neighbours! I'm not on here much because I haven't had anyone to talk to lately. But I come on when someone (such as yourself) talks to me.

Oct 3, 2011
Kaast.

My part of the world? Uhmm... everything is alright here. No fighting with my parents and I just visited my boyfriend this weekend. He lives like 500 km away. So now I miss him again, but I'm seeing him in 9 days, then I'm gonna stay there for 10 days :)))

Also it's rather hot though it's October... so my part of the world is actually pretty.... radtastic!

Oct 4, 2011
Somber

Brody I love you so hard.

Oct 4, 2011
subtlehue

Nothing interesting. Working, hanging out, etc. Just getting used to the new routine. You?

Oct 5, 2011
Kaast.

Depends on what your definition of a "party" is ;) haha.

But it's not that hard, really. We see each other at least a weekend per month, also I adore him too much to let something as little as a bit distance ruin anything in our relationship. He's definitely the best thing that has ever happened to me!!

But yes, I'll party hard... in my own way.

Oct 5, 2011
Steve

Apart from some job confusion and getting a new place, not bad. You?

Oct 6, 2011
Kaast.

Haha, it takes about 4-5 hours for me to get to my boyfriend's. We aren't pissing each other off, so that's probably why we're surviving the long drive.

Oct 6, 2011
Somber

The road is a cruel mistress, not too much fuun unless ya got a 40. Good luck with yer SATs bro, where are you planning on going?

Oct 6, 2011
subtlehue

Fun stuff. What band is he in?

Oct 7, 2011
Steve

Yea, schools in america aren't giving people the knowledge they need. Not to say you don't need math and reading or anything, but things like autoshop and metal working no longer exist, hell the city I used to live in got 3 million dollars cut out of the education budget, most of the schools had to can all of their advanced classes! This shit happening in canada?

Oct 8, 2011
subtlehue

How was it?

Oct 9, 2011
subtlehue

Haha now now, Surrey isn't that bad. :P But it sounds good overall.

Oct 9, 2011
subtlehue

I don't know how to do that on this site. :P

Oct 9, 2011
Steve

Weird, I assumed it was isolated in the U.S.'s as allot of our mohnez are taken from one thing and put into our swollen national defense budget.

As my official canadian ambassador, have you heard about the U.S.'s plan to absorb canada into the country?

Oct 9, 2011
Steve

"terrorist organisation," I could not agree more myself, but does the rest of canada think that? From what I heard the US has been wanting to annex canada for its resources and mexico for its cheap labor and delicious tacos

Oct 10, 2011
Somber

yeah man i wouldnt even bother with that shit

Oct 13, 2011
Steve

About a week, but I think it'll be more like a unincorporated territory take over type deal. It doesn't seem like a gigantic deal from what I understand, but the fact that its being kept so hush-hush is pretty suspicious sounding

Oct 13, 2011
caveman

i hate you. you suck. rat is mine... fetus.

Oct 14, 2011
Somber

yes! plunderings!

Oct 16, 2011
Kaast.

I'm doing just fine, thank yous. I'm at my boyfriend's this week, so I'm just happy as can be. :))
What about yous?

Oct 19, 2011
Somber

I do miss our late night chats.

Oct 23, 2011
Kaast.

Awh, I know the feeling. Holiday's over, back to being a zombie.

Oct 23, 2011
Kaast.

Ohh, that's zombie-ish. You poor guy!

Oct 25, 2011
Kaast.

How do you survive?

Oct 26, 2011
Kaast.

You ought definitely get an other job!

But I know her from around here. You know, she's in Denmark, right? I've met her to a lot of different gigs here.

Oct 27, 2011
Greer Dalrymple

Ah, yes indeed, they are quite good I must admit. Although I havn't listened to terribly much of their stuff recently, I used to, & my opinion of them hasn't changed :)

Where are you from?

Nov 2, 2011
Greer Dalrymple

Oh yeh, dreads can look fuckin' sick, depending on the colour, length etc.

Nov 2, 2011
Christopher Scum

Hey Thanks for being a friend on here. I have never been to Canada but love about everything that comes out of there (Except Rush) But Trailer Park Boys and Kevin Spencer, everything else I've seen is great. Canadians must have a good sense of humor. I think maybe it's cause you're not busy ducking Bullets and getting Jack up by the Pigs!

If you have a free minute this is the title track to my last solo album. If it bothers you tell me please don't spam it.Just tell me and I'll never do it again!

http://youtu.be/aepCSogJGio

Thanks

C.Scum

Nov 4, 2011
Greer Dalrymple

Not bad, it's just starting to get hot & all the flies are out :|

On another note, I died my hawks pink yesterday :)

Nov 6, 2011
Greer Dalrymple

well they're pine green, but yes, it's the smae colour :) I'll upload some pics soon :)

Ha, lucky you, flies are shit, so are mosquito's :|

Nov 8, 2011
Christopher Scum

Oh Man, I love the DAYGLO ABORTIONS! Sorry to here the Cops are Pigs there to. Guess the song rings true ACAB

Nov 8, 2011
subtlehue

Aw damn. I totally could have gone too.

Nov 20, 2011
subtlehue

How do you get fired twice in one day? And why?

Nov 21, 2011
Stephen Menard

thanks man :)

Nov 23, 2011
Kaast.

So you don't get treated worse than vomit now? Great!
Magical Land is awesome... well... kind of. My boyfriend just went to London this morning with his dad to visit his brother, as he doesn't live far enough away. Also, this morning, my headphones broke, so I felt like killing myself :((((((( No music, no boyfriend...

Oh well, but after school I went to a little store to get some new headphones and as I was looking at some cd's as well with my girl friend, I heard some guy yelling "FLOOKEN FLOCKEN" behind me, and then it was my American friend Myke, haha. He's in a relationship with one of my very good girl friends, so he's "living" in Denmark, even though he doesn't have any permission to stay here, hahaha.

Nov 23, 2011
Kaast.

Haha, nuhh, I like these back and forth messages, and it's alright that yours aren't as long as mine.

But he's already getting back on Sunday, but still... he uses to call and wake me in the morning before both of us go to school and already now, I really miss that. I miss all the little things he does when we're not together and when he's even further away. :( I'd rather he lived them 3½ hour away instead of 4-5 hours. But he's moving to Copenhagen in the spring, so I guess it's okaaaay.

But speaking of Christmas Presents, I have the best idea for a present for him. I just don't know if I should write it in a message on your wall, 'cause he has MohawksRock as well and would just be able to go to your profile and see what I'm gonna give him :P

Nov 24, 2011
subtlehue

WTF. That makes no sense.

Nov 24, 2011
Kaast.

Good idea :))

But I think you should travel. I love travelling, myself, but haven't done much of it. I've been to northern Italy to visit my mum's ex fiance, then I've been to Berlin 7 times (it's just my city, I love that place!!!) and then Ireland and northern Ireland with my old class. And then of course Sweden, all Danes have been to Sweden :P

But yehh, travel sounds like a great idea. And you don't have to know much more than 1 person from each country, they'll probably have some friends and their friends will probably have some other friends as well so you always can get to know more than just one. :D

Nov 25, 2011