Crotchel

35, Female

Porkland, OR

United States

Profile Information:

Mohawk Status:
Rocking now
Relationship Status:
Married
About Me:
Once quite the ladies man until a terrible accident involving a printer and a camel who tore off my gigantic member I now pose as a cosmetologist in the great town of Portland. I eat small children, screw old ladies, and bathe in the blood of virgins. It's pretty hard finding 18 yr old virgins. I first rocked the hawk beginning at the age of 16. It was a poor excuse for a mohawk... Then came the shaving and I couldn't of been happier until I was almost kicked to the curb because of it... I still have it two years later. I am a musician, love a variety of music, some skating, some boarding, and a lot of art make up me.
How Tall Are You With and Without the Mohawk:
No fuckin clue

Comment Wall:

  • Rbiker666

    sweet tunes holiday

    Nov 25, 2007

  • Giant Mohawk Man

    Great hair! You've got a hot look going on for sure.

    Nov 26, 2007

  • Erased

    Hello! I've seen you on the LJ forum of mohawks rock! I must say I really admire yours!
    Mind If I add you? :)

    Dec 6, 2007

  • Giant Mohawk Man

    So which holiday does your multi-colored mohawk represent?

    Dec 11, 2007

  • Padula

    Hahah saw the violent femmes and the slayer songs, bitchin'.

    Dec 25, 2007

  • Padula

    hahaah, why thanks.

    haha i absolutely love the Violent Femmes, its like even when he sings about killing his child and wife, in the form of a country song, i can't help but crack a smile.. sometimes i wonder if something is wrong with me.

    Dec 26, 2007

  • Padula

    hahah truer words have never been spoken. :D

    haha,i had to put a VF song on my page, i couldn't think of which one to put off my cd.. so i just closed my eyes and randomly chose. result: gone daddy gone.

    Dec 26, 2007

  • Padula

    haha, it's a bad ass song. Haha, that soundslike a blast.

    Dec 26, 2007

  • Giant Mohawk Man

    I think you still deserve the award for most colorful and unique mohawks on here.

    Mar 7, 2008

  • Adrienne

    Why hello there! I'm stoked I found someone else in Portland! Hooray for bitches who rock the hawk! Respect!

    Jun 5, 2008

  • Friday Savage

    i love your hawk simply beautiful

    Oct 10, 2008

  • karl et julie

    your hair its so cool xxxxanarkelxxx

    Feb 19, 2009

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    Mar 30, 2009

  • Aids Benedict

    I know a girl going to Phagan's right now, Kimberly, and my best girl Lexi just dropped out of there. Dig the hair, the zebra sounds awesome!! I was going to that!! Everyone does cheetah, it's over played.

    May 11, 2009

  • H

    Hey Portland girl,
    Thanx for my photo comments. I hate shaving my pitts coz it fucking hurts! I have to for dance though so whenever i can get away with not doing them i will/wont? Watever-you know what i'm saying sweety. My ex took it when i was doing my hair, he is a photographer & permanently had the camera on me! My brother said it was like i had my own paparazi! Loving your blue hawk, i'm thinking of experimenting with clolour, but i don't know if blue would suit me? What music do you play?

    Dec 1, 2009

  • H

    ok cool, will do. I'm new to internet & loving checking out new music. I'm a fan of flamenco and would love to start some dance classes when i'm a bit more financially stable. Hey i've just had an image of us two girs with our mohawks doing a flamenco act-you n guitar & me dancing! That would be a first i think?-know of any female punk flamenco double acts? hahaha.

    Dec 1, 2009

  • Ezekielpoop

    hahahahaheya!

    Dec 1, 2009