Albert "Golfgirl" Ike

Male

Pretoria

South Africa

Profile Information:

Mohawk Status:: Rocked in the past
Relationship Status:: Single
About Me:: I am into golfing, hilarious drunken braais and the occational S&M session. I like most types of punk rock, even the crappy pop punk.

I have a big mouth and a bad habbit of always saying way too much about pretty much anything I shouldn't talk about.

Oh yeah, I play the guitar and bass pretty ok. I can also sing and dance.
How Tall Are You With and Without the Mohawk:: 1.8m...Sorry, I don't own a mohawk you stupid lazer-punks
How did you find MohawksRock.com: Some guy with a mohawk told me

Comment Wall:

Lady Von Rockwell

Fuck yeah........glad to see i haffn't been kicked off coz i don't haff one.
So how goes it wit you?

Nov 7, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

Ha i know wot you mean.

Yeah......i've been waitin for 4:30 all day. Da innernet is startin to become a tad bit mundane at dis point! But ders word out dat we might be let out earlier.........heres holdin thumbs!

Hahahahaha da ninja empty bottle........sneaks up on ya!

So wot is it dat you do dat you haff time to mess bout on da innernet!

Nov 7, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

Hahaha nice!

Im a labour planner for a construction company and like yourself i don't know wot da fuck it is im meant to be doing.........but i do it real good coz i get paid for being on da innernet da whole day. I win...yay!

But i wanna be a tattoo artist.

So how was da weekend?

Nov 10, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

Wot do you mean it doesn't pay well!?
You mus be wearin da wrong kind of underwear!!!
Haff you tried dem toit leopard print thongs? Dat normally gets da crowd going.

Actually 'insaneness' is a legit word..........it's da power of it's awesomeness (believe it or not but dats a legit word as well) and da way it rolls.........off your tongue dat makes you tink it can't be a real word!

Hahaha.......sounds like you had a bit of a crazy one der! Well i went out wit ma captains on friday and got proper mashed.....woke up saturday still trollied and went and got inked. Landed up at sum birds 21st dat night and 'confiscated' all da lil kids booze..........coz drunks ass kids is jus so wrong.
Yesterday went and watched sum fmx show.

Well a Mohawksrock friend is a friend for life! YAY!
Hahaha....yeah i gots sum others but dey very.......um.....'hardcore' and don't talk much.

Nov 10, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

Hahahaha yeah dey will deff make you sum money!
Im aight.....jus not in da mood for work.
So unfair........you guys get to go home went your pc gives you shit? We haff to stick around until it gets better or 4:30 comes along! Bleh!

You are? Nice! Wot you play?

Nov 11, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

My word........Long Pause.......you are talented!
Your gonna haff to teach me your skills son!

So wers da captain whos pc you've gone and tooks? Aint he/she gonna bitch?

Nov 11, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

Well der was mention bout dancin but no, you did not say anyting bout singin.
So you in a band? Or you jus use your talents sporadically? Booze induced perhaps?

Nov 11, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

But wot bout Fuzigish?........soz i jus wanna see you anal fuck yourself............sounds interestin.

Yeah i agree wit you. SA dus lack in da whole punk scene. Sure der are a lot of lil pretenders dat tink Avril Lavigne and her he-bitches are punk. Plenty of peeps dat tink jus coz you gots a mohawk, your punk. And don't get me started on dem damn fuckers dat like to walk da walk and talk da talk jus coz he saw it in a movie and thought it was cool.

So your gonna save us ey?!

Albert "Fishguts"? Van Zyl...........wot happened to "long pause"?

Nov 11, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

You wouldn't be talkin bout Henk would ya? Coz he rocked..........pitty how Brian and dem didn't give up and went on to start a cockrock band. Bleh. Sad ting is im buddies wit all of dem. Now if only i could get dem to write sum good shit!

Sounds like your on da right path der son!
I'll deff go to dem shows! So how soon we talkin bout you comin out wit dis shit? I need me sum proper shit now!

Oh and i tink dats a fuckin awesome name!!! Do it!

Nov 11, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

Ah yes.......Brian is a dick like dat. His brother, Vis, is even worse.......he'll take anyting dats not bolted down.
But way to go and get em back son!!

Well im more friends wit Callie and Brian den da rest of da band........Callie more. He was ma ex's housemate.
Wot da hell did he wanna hit for anyways. Was he trollied? Idiot!

Well i look forward to next year den!

Nov 11, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

Im watchin...........aint nuttin der!

Fuck......i wanna go home! Im DUN wit work for da week!

Nov 11, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

Hahaha one drink? Sure......aint dat wot we all say?

I had it easy last night but im still not in da mood for work.

So wot was da point in takin your pc?

Nov 11, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

Which in da end dey don't fix?..........
I say leave em STD's on.......gives it character........

Nov 11, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

Oh, we still speakin bout ya pc? Ma bad.......thought we moved onto STD's.

Nov 11, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

Haha....erm.....your pc is a slut. I like!
I'm out.......got to go to sum dumb meetin. ARGH!

Chat laterz!
Peas!

Nov 11, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

Hows your whorin pc doing?

Nov 13, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

I know! I'v wet ma pants.......twice.......second time was jus coz i liked da feelin!
I'm still a tad bit trollied from last night so ima pretend it's da weekend already!

Haha...don't you hate it wen dat happens!? Den change your name to mohawk lady.........far classier.

Nov 13, 2008
Lady Von Rockwell

Eyey.......so how was ya weekend? Did you haff reason to fear it?
Wer you da alcoholic or da guy who's always at da wrong place at da wrong time?

Nov 17, 2008