And I thought I was the only person without a mauhawk around here...

I am amazed to see that I haven't been kicked off coz I don't hate homosexuals (like most mauhawk punks).

I am good. Waiting for 4pm so I can go home and start my weekend. It's one of those days I don't feel like working. So I am sitting in my office and playing computer games and rocking out.

Not feeling too bright today. Last night I was watching DVD with a friend and slowly enjoying a good whiskey. Suddenly I was like: "Fuck, did I just drink the whole bottle?"

My internet is also damn slow. So now I have to wait for an hour for a page to load when I watch porn. If I open a pic, the page only loads to the top part of the chest, then it stops. So I am like: "Damn, I almost saw a boob." Hahaha, no, just talking shit.

I fork for Firearms Control. I am a Systems Functional Specialist. I don't really know what I precisely do, but it is quite an important job and I do it well...I guess. I am also a freelance writer. Mostly comedy. And you?

Fine thanx and you?

your gorgeous , can i keep you ? lol x

I really want to be a guy that waves a racing flag, while walking around in shopping malls wearing only my underwear. But I guess it doesn't pay that well.

Friday night was just plain insaneness (did I just make this word up?). Anyway, Saturday morning we ent golfing at like 7am...still drunk. Never made it to the 4th hole. Then we went to my friend's mom's boyfriend's b-day at like 9pm. From there on things just got out of hand.

And yours?

Ps. I think you are my only friend on Mohwaksrock

Tnx Dear ^^

I`m fine tnx u
and how are u?

xx

Thank you for the add, dear. Cool to see a multi talented musician and anime fan, too.

Hey hey hey, I will wear leapard skin undies. Just look at my pics, there is a pic of me wearing one, hahaha. How you today? My computer at work crashed yesterday, so I went home at like 1pm

Ps. I am also a multi (talented) musician.

Well, I am at work, but my PC is still not here. So I am squatting at someone else's computer...

I can play a couple of instruments. Let me list the ones I play best in descending order: Guitar, bass, male organ, dancing, big mouth, piano, trumpet, drunken laughter, donkey cart and drums.

He died. I went golfing this weekend and Odd before he could make a perfect birdie on the 4th hole. No, I must be lying...I think. This computer is deserted...

Yes, I am multi (talented). Did I mention I can sing and dance?

I use my talent to entertain and (sexually) please my house guests, just to have them leave 5min later. I also use my talent to fight hunger in Australia and women's rights in Hawaii.

The reason I am not in a band is because I can only play punk rock (how cliche). Yes yes yes, I know...it's really good music played by really bad musicians who are drunk and on "something". Excluding the "something", I pretty much fit the description, but there is no punk scene in South Africa, especially pretoria. And whatever there is of a punk scene, is pathetic. It has died out and if one more person says "what about Fuzigish?", I am gonna have anal sex with myself. But another cliche is that I am working on some stuff. So when I feel the time is right, I will fuck the dike and put the shit out. We need some good SA punk again and but the looks of it, I am the only man who can do it

"Long Pause" sounded like an idian name. I am not Indian, half Jewish and half Swedish, so "Fishguts" sums it up.

Anyway, I am going to save the punk scene. Been writing a couple of songs for quite some time now and the time is right to put it out. We used to have a pretty awesome punk scene here in pretoria, but then the only real musician in The Terrorist died, Nico from Light Brigade became fat, and all the stupid anarchist hippie punks started showing up at punk gigs with their adopted children - because that was the new cool thing to do (fuck knows how they afford it?).

I have some material that is quite a cross between No Use for a Name, NOFX and Propagandhi. I am talking about proper music that actually grabs you and have some sort of melody, and still carry the punk rock go-fuck-yourself-up message.

I guess if all the mohawk punks read this they will be like rolling over in their coffins. A well-dressed yappie punk is going to save the punk scene. And it might sound abit like comersialisation, but it isn't completely. Just 60%. We need punk that can attract new faces and a band that can play punk rock, at a gig where there aren't just punk. Something like a punk band that can play for a big crowd at, for example, Oppikoppie or somthing like that. And that's what I am releasing.

No name yet, must still decide. The working name is Buying Pussy with Company Money. But obviously, it might change to something more...radio friendly???

*Indian name

Talking about Henk. He rocked, great friend of mine. I was best friends with Brian and them, but then Brian stole my amp, guitar, shit load of CDs and other crap. I then launched a public/media (in the form of my zine) war on him and his band (after Henk died). I made them the laughing stock of the punk scene. That's why they probably called it quits. You fuck with me, I get horny and fuck back.

Sad that friendship turned into hatred. We were best of friends...allies. LA Cobra's bassist (whateverhisnameis) tried to beat me up the other night at someone's house party...can't remember what I did!!!! I don't think I did anything wrong. But anyway, tell him I like his pants. And don't get them to write better music, otherwise I will have nothing to sing and laugh about. (no offence)

Starting next year we will have reason to go watch bands

Next year is gonna be the best.

You watch this space...

Look deeper for fuck sake!!!

My PC finally arrived but the wankers didn't fix it properly.

I also wanna go home now. I have been very lazy today. Went to Aandklas last night and it was a bit too crazy. Was just supposed to go for one drink...but there is no such thing

It had some files missing and it was full of STDs(viruses). So they had to wipe the whole thing. And company plicy is that The State Information Technology Agency must come and pick up the PC and then take it in. All these goddamn security. So it's a long complicated process just to fix a stupid PC

There's nothing characteristic about having a computer that is so slow, you attemp to kill cholegues just to get rid of the frustration!!!!

My stupid PC has a STD. Buit as I say, STD, SmezzTD

Emjoy it. Enjoy.

Sill later then.

Vrede

That's very cool! Where are you located? And how long have you been apprenticing?

Same as you, March 28th of 2008. And I love the job no matter what

Thanks, I'm doing very well and yourself?

The PC is like a dike on speed. Just great, thanx. How you doing? The weekend is almost upon us like the myths of global warming

I wanted to change my name to Mohawk Girl, but I see it is already taken. damn

This week has been too crazy and I am already scared of the weekend. I guess I am turning into an alcoholic, or maybe (hopefully) "that guy who is always at the wrong place at the wrong time".

An instant classic

thanx for the compliment
cheers

ho thanks for your comment , i like your eyes ago ===== ; - )

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Hey hey hey, I was the alcoholic and funny enough, the right guy and the right place at the right time. How are you? My bearded dragon died passed away sometime last night. So I am having his funeral today and the memorial service tomorrow. I even craeted an Facebook event. Weird