oh i also charge $2 a photo

I seem to attract little old ladies. I think the dumbest question i ever heard was,

"how long is it when its not spiked up?"

Im like, "what the heck? The same length dumb ass."
as if when i put gel in it it grows eight more inches or something.

Know what kills me? It's literally the same people, asking the same questions in my area.

Everyday. Like one day I'm gonna magically switch it up on them. haha

I like the old ladies, usually.
When they aren't giving me "the look". bahaha

I've had old ladies come up to me and telling me how their sons had the same hairdo back in the 80's and how much they liked it. Really made me smile.

Its only been a couple days for me, but I have been stopped randomly by so many mothers asking how to get the hair up.

... on their kids.

some prissy little bitch came up behind me at the misfits show tried takin pics "eatin" my hawk, dont think she'll EVER try that shit again without askin first.

Anyways...
I think the best reactions to your hawk is little kids, especially if its multi-colored, hahaha some things kids say :) lol

one time some girl in my math class like squashed the back of it and i flipped out on her, now she doesn't make eye contact, but it's so annoying, i'm lucky i live in reno and and there are so many people here with rad-iculous hair, so i don't usually get tooo many questions or looks

at the skating ring i went to on friday little 10 yr olds were taking pictures of me and my g/f noticed so she went over to the co owner of the place and started bitching at her and she said to my g/f that its my fault and they can take pics if they wanted so i said "well alright then ill just take a few pics of them!", so i pulled out my phone, looking for a good shot of them, and she came over to me and said "stop it! dont think i wont throw you outta here!" so im like WTF!?!?

People ask how to keep ur hair up too much plus mohawks are killers because if some gangsta grabs u by the hair it hurts some freak kid did that to me.

eh man that shit pisses me off.
i mean i dont get to upset when my friends ask if they can touch it but someone i dont even know asking bugs me
or when they just run by you and touch it... makes me wanna kick some ass lol

I dont even get a choice to say they can touch my hair, they just randomly touch it. this girl at school says its the hottest thing then before I know it she tries pushit down in front of my eyes. Some kid I dont know likes to slap it or punch everytime I walk by.

My best frined alwayes come up behind my and bites and licks it. doesnt bother me at all though. I shove it in his mouth. lol

I work at A&W
and i get customers who come in
oh i love your hair blah blah blah
and then theres the ones who without even asking can i touch your hair
grab it and feel it
and it PISSES ME OFF

the only ppl i let touch my hair are the girls =D
dudes can go fuck them selfs i dont wnt there wank staind hands on me mowie

Can I touch your hair?
How do you get it to stay up like that?
Really?
How long does it take to put that up?
What does your mother think?
Why did you do that?
Can I take your/our picture?

From any boy under the age of 7: "Mom! That kid has orange hair!"

just had a lady in a walmart ask to touch my hair. had just gotten off a flight, tired, ears felt like they were bleeding, all that great stuff. so i told her no. response" i wasnt trying to be mean i just wanted to touch it" no " you dont have to be rude" im like lady really no, not unless i can touch the wrinkles under your lousy make up job. shit go stock a fucking shelf or something. florida has been more pleasent since though.

ahahaha thats mint =D

mister hippy hater may i touch your hair?


but about people touching my hair.. i am a rather clean person and i dont really want others that i dont know touching me at all let alone my hair

can i lick it ?
xD

definitely always the same questions...howd you get it like that? does it take forever? how do you get it all out?
i think i should write all the answers on my shirt and just wear it.

Don't you just hate it when people gang bang your fresh putted mohawk :p
And yeah the questions are always the same.
When people ask me what I use to put it up i'd say, bull sperm.
If they ask me if it takes long, i'd say, no, I wake up like this.
When people ask what my parents think i'd say, Whats this parents you speak off!

I used the " I just woke up like this" line before, I also just like saying " I dont know"

What about this one, I was walkin in the mall and a small kid walked up to me, think she was 5 or sumthin. She said: YOUR HAIR LOOKS STUPID, BYE TWAT!" I was totally like, what the heck!
So funny^^

I was in a store and this kid looked up at me then looked at his mom and said "I dont like his hair" hsi mom said "dont say that, its very unique"

...bitch. j/k

The othere day i was walking into a thrift way to get something to drink, and this like 65 year old lady just randomly says to me, "Is it stiff?" "Yea lol it is" "really really stiff?" "Well yea lol, Do you want to touch it?" And then after she was done gently messing with it, she said, "My nephew has hair like that playing in some hardcore band down in hollywood. I like it!" Totally made my day :D

ive accually made money off of mine 2 bucks a pict :D

Walked into West 49 and some 9 year old said "Daddy, Daddy, look at the boys hair" fuck off I do not look like a dude!

kick there lilly ass or carry mace

I've had my mohawk for a couple of months and i've only worn it up a few times but quite a few people at school have asked to touch it i've also had two guys randomly touch my head as they walked by when i wasn't looking. it was odd. especially since i didn't have my hair up one of the times.

i only let friends touch it. theres this one really fucking annoying girl at my school who never asks.

i think like two of my teachers touched it to.

Its fucking annoying when people come up behind you and run their hands through ya hawk. The best response if a chick asks to touch it is "you can touch mine if I can touch yours" haha:)

the worst is the people who take pistures of you on there phones its funny the first few times but it just pisses me off now
i like going up too them and confronting them about it they get reli scared lol

yep crunching is the worst, i only let my friends touch it but they all know not to bend. scene girls piss me off cause they move in packs and ALWAYS want to touch it.. a few nights ago some random jock walked past our table and grabbed one of my cones.. i dont think he realized i'm about a foot taller than him so i got up and "politely" asked if i could touch HIS hair.. he bought us beer the rest of the night.. *cheers*

The second they touch mine i start touching theirs, they hate it, bes t way to keep it springy so that pretty boy jock dicks can't destroy it is put less hairspray on the base than the top parts that way that faltten it and it springs back up....or make it extra extra solid so it hurts ther hands =)

there's a guy at school that just randomly touches and plays with my hair, it's kinda weird.

i must admit.
..i do like to stroke Mohawks.
and pretty h air in general.
i probably should ask.
but its more amusing when someone just starts randomly stroaking someone else's hair.
Cos Mohawks don't taste all that nice...generally.

Kay, so you hate people touching your hair. Have you ever let someone else put it up for you?? Don't.
My best mate jacklyn lives with me and begged me to let her do my hair since, "my brother used to have a mohawk longer than yours and I can do it." Bullshit. I'm kinda anal about my hawk and it wasn't even centered....
The sides were just shaved the day before so it's not like she had to part it...
For real... fuck it.

this is totally random but i like the pic of the humping dinos

I hate that you say no and people touch it anyway, yesturday i had 26! if you touch it it falls! I hate it. Lamest question, "what do you use to put it up?" my response is ketchup and cum, what do you think?

when i'm on the town atleast 10 ppl ask me how much gel i use, and i don't even use gel! and the most fucking anoying is when i'm on the bus and stupid idiots try to crush my hair but scenc i use gelatin it's almost uncrushebule and ppl blem me cuz they got hurt by my hawk

some gimp squashed mine as i was walking through town the other night.. wouldnt stand up for the rest of the night. bastard.. there was about 20 people there and they all laughed..

also, where do i get geletin?

in the most grosery stores (i think it is grosery store on english)

just drop ure hair in the gelatin and stand whit ure head upsidedown in 2 hours :P

Do you spike your hair up with cum?!?!!?!!!!!111one

Wow redneck, you're creative. How old are you, twelve?
I usually let people touch mine, and I'll either scream in "pain" or I'll jump at them.

no not 12 but 13 :D

and no i don't spike it whit a cum

went out last night to a club - this guy wouldnt stop stroking my head. it wasnt even my hair he was touching, it was the bald bit lol.. didnt really mind until he started thrusting me