Open phone book.

Look under hairdressers/salons/haristylists

Pick one.

Dial number.

Book apointment.

Go in. Ask for Mohawk.

Pay for your new doo, be sure to tip well.

Come back to mohawkrocks.com to figure out how to put it up.

Whine on the forums when you cant do it.

Figure it out after 200 people explain it to you the same way it's explained 1000 times on the website but you were too stupid to figure it out yourself.

Bask in your epic mohawkness.

The end.

As for my recommendation, do it your self. A full fledged barber shop shaver is $20 and if you do it your self it feels more natural. To me at least my second one feels so much better than my first which was cut by a hair dresser. Plus it will be as thick as you want it to be. At first use the biggest size buffer, like 1 inch and buzz most of your hair and leave a good 2-3 inch strip. Then with the smallest head, a #1 fine tune it.