I had some guy approach me and my boyfriend at the bar the other night and asked me if he could take a picture of my hair cause his wife is a hairdresser and would love to see something like that. 
I shrugged and thought "whatever, i'm interested in hair dressing so i can relate on some level" so even though it made me a little uncomfortable, I agreed to have my picture taken.

Then after he took my picture he put is hand on my back and said with a suave tone "Thanks! Hey, How about a shot on me?" 
The first thing i thought was "what the fuck? you don't have a wife! you just did that shit to 'break the ice'" so I said with an annoyed tone "No" and he said "are you sure?".
I see my boyfriend out of the corner of my eye, looking like he's about to beat the fucking dog shit out of this kid. 
I was like oh my fucking god, are you sure you want to keep pushing shots on me in front of my boyfriend? 


Fuckin A. Why do i always think people have good intentions? What a fucking joke. 

"How do you expect to ever find a job looking like that?" Makes me laugh cuz no employers really give two shits these days anymore.