What did Stephanie Meyer Do wrong?

Ok, for starters, She broke Vampire taboo, which you can't do as a new writer. MAYBE stephen king coulda TRIED to do it, but he woulda been blammed for it.
1)Vampires can't go into sunlight without catching fire/exploding/turning to dust
2)Vampires can't fuck. No heartbeat= no blood to get a stiffy
3)If they did get their limp ol' weiner in there, they couldn't get anyone preggers. No blood to keep sperm warm, therefore he's sterile as a fucking anvil.
4)The sun NEVER shines in Forks (the name of the town it takes place in)??? That isn't even an excuse! Vampires immediately become unconscious at the break of dawn.

Feel free to add more!

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Permalink Reply by Toxic☣ on May 30, 2009 at 3:59am

What did she do wrong?

She didn't imdeatly slit her wrist after reviewing the terrible book she wrote. Instead she continued to write more! THEN GET A MOVIE OUT OF IT!

I have not seen the movie, nor have I really read the book (picked it up one time before the whole obsession began because I love vampires but I couldn't read more then a chapter because of how TERRIBLE her writing style is) but the thing's that really bother me that I've noticed from just the commercials is how terrible sickly and pale they both look. Okay, I understand Edward is a vampire. fine It makes sense for him to be pale, but why is the damn girl look like shes freaking dying? or maybe she is and I just don't know that ;p

But depending on what lore you go by, some of the things you stated could be wrong.
This is just what I believe. Vampires CAN go into the sun light for very, very short periods of time. What happens is their blood begins to boil as there skin is not healthy and thick enough to protect them. And because it is boiling it appears that they are smoking but it's just like steam off a pot of boiling water.
Vampires do have blood, but it's not the same as ours. I never really though about it or looked into how it's different other then it's blue. and if a vampire drinks the blood of another vampire it is like a poison and cold potentially kill them.

But I'm totally going off topic of this ridiculous movie. I'm sorry I'm tired ;p

Stephanie Meyer should be taken out into the back yard and shot.

Permalink Reply by Du_can The Tu_can on June 1, 2009 at 10:26pm

our blood is normally blue, but once it reaches oxygen it turns red
FUN FACT :D

Permalink Reply by Toxic☣ on June 1, 2009 at 10:35pm

Ooolala Smarty pants lmao.
I'm pretty sure I knew that lol or I know I've heard it somewhere.

Permalink Reply by Du_can The Tu_can on June 1, 2009 at 10:42pm

^_^

Permalink Reply by Sweetshortz on June 2, 2009 at 4:48pm

Sorry but nope, your blood is always red never blue. Thats just a myth or something, i learned about this in anatomy class.

Permalink Reply by Du_can The Tu_can on June 2, 2009 at 4:52pm

oh snap

Permalink Reply by Toxic☣ on June 3, 2009 at 12:32am

Unless your a vampire ;)

Permalink Reply by Khaos on June 3, 2009 at 2:17am

I know the oxygen makes the cells turn bright red when they meet.
But it turns darker (red maroon/purpley tones) when there a lower dissolved oxygen/no oxygen content.

yeah.. haha.

Permalink Reply by Khaos on May 30, 2009 at 4:19am

But the werewolves... >.>

Vampires don't sparkle and aren't vegetarians. I highly doubt they will live off of plant proteins haha.
I rest my case.

Permalink Reply by Toxic☣ on May 30, 2009 at 2:31pm

Are you serious!? PLANTS!?

Permalink Reply by Khaos on May 30, 2009 at 9:59pm

Oh, no, I didn't mean in the book. haha. they just didn't consume people.

but IRL, that's just absurd, ya know? (by our definition of the word)

Permalink Reply by Alexis on May 30, 2009 at 10:22pm