ddude few days ago i lifted a pair of koo skinny jeans...wore em last nite....was out partyin with my chick an brothher. i went into the piss room to take a piss an couldnt get my dick back in my jeans....the fuckn fly was only bout 2 fuckn inches....i was so wasted man....my chick told me this mornin that i came outta the piss room with my dick outta my jeans with my PA metal an frenum metal an dick out...an a hard assed dick an she somehow got my dick in my jeans an button the 2 buttons....while i keep drinkin
iits 10:55 am here...just got the fuck up bout hour ago...got my first blow job of the day while drinkin my first brew of the day....an now ready for a jack d chug...HELLYEA
its 8 30 am here man....an im pullin my jack d outta my ass pocket now gonna have it mmeet the brew thats in my blood in 2 seconds HELL Ya !! alcis for life
always got a half pint of my bud Jack D in my jeans ass pocket...fuckn always...unless im carrying my other buddy Everclear....both keep us where we wanna be...hell ya
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