Your mom jokes!

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Permalink Reply by Du_can The Tu_can on July 2, 2009 at 9:59pm

Your mom's so fat she goes to the movies and she sits next to EVERYONE

Permalink Reply by bendy on July 3, 2009 at 1:19am

yo mommas so fat shes got smaller fat ppl orbiting around her :0
yo mommas so fat she walked infround of the tv and i missed a whole serise
yo mommas so fat she was fucking yo dadda n burnt her ass on da lightbulb
innit
bitch
xxx

Permalink Reply by Sarai Marie on July 5, 2009 at 7:31pm

your momma is so ugly, when she was younger her momma had to tie a pork chop to her neck so the dog would play with her.

your momma is so fat, when she goes outside in a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!!!"

you momma is so dumb she thinks a quaterback is a refund
lolzzzzz

Permalink Reply by Du_can The Tu_can on July 6, 2009 at 10:48am

your momma's so fat, your dad has to grease her up and grease the sides of the doorway and hold a twinkie at the other end to get her from one end of the house to the other.

Your momma's so fat people are worried about her

Permalink Reply by Du_can The Tu_can on July 20, 2009 at 1:24pm

Your momma's so fat that thongs wear HER
Your momma's so ugly and nasty that when she was a kid her mom had to turn off the lights, hold her nose and throw a paper bag over that mess just to kiss her goodnight

Permalink Reply by Ezekielpoop on January 5, 2010 at 2:49pm

yo mama is so stupid she crashed into a parked car
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture
yo mama is so stupid she studied for a blood test
Yo momma is so poor she went to McDonalds and put a milkshake on layaway
yo mama is so ugly i entered her into an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no professionals
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
yo mama is so is so stupid she called me to get my phone number
yo mama is so short in her drivers license picture it shows her legs...

WHAT!