Birds and the bees

Who has an easier time stealing girls or boys? To me, the answer seems obvious - girls. Hands ass down. I only used to steal once in a blue moon, until my little sister started stealing heavily. The thing is, girls can walk all around the fucking store with a purse the size of a duffle bag but a dude walks in with a ziploc bag and is sometimes asked to check it at the front. Pockets can only hold so much. Shorts are a lot better for this.
Lately what I've done when I want something a little large is to take a doubled up plastic bag (from any well known store) with one or two little items in it and put it in a cart. I only plan on buying one thing but it looks good for the crack security. Then when I go down an aisle with no cameras I put whatever the hell it is into the bag and tie it or not. Just buy one thing and get the fuck out. Or when someone else goes with me, I'll have my bag in their cart and do the same thing , but not buy shit and just walk the fuck out with it.

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Permalink Reply by Krug on December 21, 2009 at 2:13am

There was one time, I was with a friends at a grocery store, and she's carrying a tub of ice cream in front of her, she's not even covering it up. She tells me that we need to go outside and find her bag of chips and walks out with it.
She walked by 4 cashiers and no one even looked twice.

Permalink Reply by ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots on December 21, 2009 at 2:41am

Hah, that's wild! Once I walked in with a duffle bag under the cart, filled it with whiskey and vodka and just walked out. And another time at the same store with three bottles of booze in a Walmart bag.

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