i hate it when people ask how much gel i use
first of all i dont think gel would works its hair spray
second its not lik i mesure the quantity of the hair spray i use eatch time i put my hair up
most people ask: Is that really your hair? Of course it is, its obviously not a wig. How long does it take you to put it up? This is kind of annoying to ask me because i don't really time myself, but i try to be polite and give an estimate. What motivated you to get that hairstyle? I think people should look how they like and be motivated by what they think would be fun to do. Isn't it annoying having to wash it out and put it up everyday? Not quite. my hair stays up for about three or four days at a time and all i have to do is wash the sides if they've grown out and wash my bangs. in the morning i just use cheap hair spray on the base for lift.
this question is always followed by: How do you sleep? on a bed, like a rock. What do you use? I use knox jello. plain, simple, long lasting, cheap, but not vegan friendly (sorry).
Sometimes the old timers like to wise crack. sometimes its funny sometimes its unoriginal heres what ive gotten: What happened, you get kidnapped by indians?
i guess i'm gonna have to scalp you.
Are you looking for a large wooden horse?(trojan helmet reference)
Did you stick your finger in a socket?
Struck by lightning again? like i said some pretty unoriginal ones there.
when i crimp my hawk i love it when my friends play with it but when i have it up with knox i get pretty mad if people touch it without asking or they manhandle my mohawk. its pretty though so it can't get ruined but it does hurt to have mass amounts of hair yanked on.
i hate it when people take pictures without asking alot of people do and i let them but sometimes i'll charge a dollar or two for fun. i was at some fighting event and this professional photographer just waltzed up and started taking my picture. he interupted my friend and i talking because he didnt want him in the pictures. i said stop but he didnt, i would have made him stop but for some reason security was already watching me like...well like a hawk(ironic much?) This jerk then went up into the private area and when he came back he started again! i was pretty mad, my purse was also searched three times going into the event. i love profiling, don't you?
Comment by Judgeman on February 24, 2010 at 7:17pm
I like it when people run their hands through the tips, its mind numbing, i can sit for ages just letting people 'stoke it' ha.
I just dont like people behind you who poke it, the base gets really hard and it digs in! Most common question ive had is, what do you use, i then go into elaborate stories and epic tales of what i use and how i do it, and they lap it up!
Comment by Ezekielpoop on January 21, 2010 at 11:55am
hahah! it'll be fuckin epic. you gotta lemme know what they say!
Comment by cashwffw on January 20, 2010 at 11:26pm
yeah mine used to be blond now its only blond on the left half(i dyed it a week ago) wen i spike it next time im gonna put some red spray in in it so i can try and pull that off
Comment by Ezekielpoop on January 20, 2010 at 5:38pm
i tried blood before. they didn't believe it. (my hawk is blond)
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