Haha. I've only had one person ask if they can touch my hair, and I let him. He was some weird cell phone booth clerk and I just walked by and asked "Can I feel one of your spikes?" Haha. But I bet it would get annoying after a while.
Comment by Bobby 2-tone on July 12, 2009 at 3:56pm
anyone have any hair dye recommendations? i'm wanting to do my hair a lime green color and can't find anything that is good. most dye's like that don't last very long. any suggestions ?
I don't mind letting people touch my hair, it just pisses me off when they take a swipe at it without letting me know. Or they try to touch it without my noticing. that's super annoying.
Comment by Bobby 2-tone on June 14, 2009 at 12:34pm
yea if people ask why you charge say its going towards the upkeep of the do.Hairspray and dye doesn't pay for itself. lol.
when people ask if it is real that is the most retarded thing to come out of a humans mouth. i've never met a person with a fake hawk well besides fauxhawks but that's just ghey. the fauxhawk is almost the same as having a really bad mullet. tellin people "yea i like to be hip and cool, but i also like sticking things up my ass" i agree that's totally offensive and that's why no one should have a fauxhawk, it offends people :)
Some guy actually gave me ten bucks so I would let him touch my hair.
It kind of made me feel like a hooker lol
But seriously, fucking annoying. This is what you say to people when they ask dumb questions: And yes, people do ask these questions:
-Is it hard? No, I hold it up with static electricity.
-Do birds get caught in it? Yes, I use it to catch my dinner.
-Does your hair do that when you're turned on? Yes. But just because my hair is turned on, doesn't mean I am.
-What's wrong with your hair? Oh jeez, I don't know. It just likes standing like this on it's own. I have to hairspray it down.
-Do you cut holes in your hats? No, I buy two hats, one for each side of my head.
-Is it really your hair? No, I cut off a horse's mane.
Some people are real bitches about it. I was chatting with a friend, and a little skank came up and asked if she could touch my hair (just completely ignoring that I was in the middle of a conversation) and when I politely (and slightly angrily) refused her, she said I was rude very loudly and made a swipe at it.
Since then, I haven't been as nice about it. I'm thinking I should start charging people as well, though. Fast, easy money =]
Next time someone asks to touch your hair tell them it's a dollar. :)
I charge people all the time. Some will actually pay. I have made around 50 bucks. Oh and pictures are $5. Haha trust me it pays.
Here are my favorite questions:
- 'Is it real?'
- 'Is it hard?' haha ;)
- 'What's wrong with your hair?'
- 'How do you wear hats?'
DuTu, same thing has happened to me acouple of times, when you look about and people try to take a picture of you without getting your attension, i usally just go over and ask if they would like to take a proper photo lol, went to a fancy bar last weekend and literally half the people in there were trying to take photos thinking i couldnt see them take the photo, i just found it really funny....
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