Can i touch your hair?!?!?!?!

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Comment by Ezekielpoop on January 19, 2010 at 7:16pm

things i've convinced people i use to put up my hair
baby poo.
toothpaste.
rubber cement.
deodorant.
horse cum.
wood glue.
pomade.
lye soap.
and all i really use is Extreme hold hairspray. and sometimes when i tell people that, they don't even believe me. They'll believe stupid shit, but not something that makes sense.
Stupid Fuckers.

Comment by cashwffw on January 19, 2010 at 6:51pm

i know what you meen man i get people that grab at my shit all the time wen im out and about its like they think its a wig or something. people see a fuckin mohawk and loose all intelegence and comonsence.

Comment by Bergan McManus on January 19, 2010 at 3:50pm

The questions I get on a daily basis:
How long does it take to do that?A reasonable question.
What do you use to put your hair up, superglue? Yeah, I want a tube of superglue in my hair, dumbass.
How do you sleep?Usually in bed, at night. Sometimes passed out on the floor.
The majority of people that usually comment are people over 60 or balding men who 'wish they still had hair'
I like the people that try to touch your mohawk without you noticing. Asshole! It's 9+ inches of hair coming out of my head, don't you think I'd notice when it gets flicked?!

Comment by Sirus on January 16, 2010 at 6:56pm

where do i start...so annoying.. ok:
A) NO you cant touch it!
B) don't reach to touch it after i told you not too! DUMB ASS
C) NO you cant take a picture of it!
D) why the FUCK would i do my hairstyle on your stank ass?!?

i get asked 2 of these questions everyday at least two times a day...
eerrgg. my result was to become one of the "ipod people"

i dont mind a smile or a compliment. im a very nice, open hearted person who will make convo with almost anyone who presents it in a respectful manner! just respect my requests and it will be all gravy baby like a 70's soul train episode lol

Comment by jimmy black on January 12, 2010 at 8:01pm

ppl have this strange obsession with just grabbing my hair and poling on it like they expect it to come off. .. its attached ppl. its so stupid even when i don't spike it. they all seem to think its fake. black chix seem to think its "weave" . or ppl think my mohawks fake cause i have long hair... its still a mohawk its just not the most common way to have a mohawk it is cut to be a mohawk with very long sides the top is cut different ... but they pull on the hawk like its gonna pop off.

Comment by Ezekielpoop on January 10, 2010 at 5:35pm

hahah! i love it when my friends rub my shaved sides! It's orgasmic.

Comment by So What on January 10, 2010 at 11:30am

Yeah but worst case senario you get punched in the face by her boyfirend.
What do you think is more likely to happen???

Comment by cashwffw on January 10, 2010 at 5:54am

you have no idea how pissed i get at that. at first it was alright and i put up with it but it gets so old that now the convo. usualy goes something like this.
annoying person- "can i touch your hair"
me - " can i touch your tits/girlfriends tits" (depending on the persons gender)
try it some time.
best case senario you get to feel some tits. always a plus :D

Comment by ellioxx on January 8, 2010 at 7:54pm

story of my life... lots of times people touch it gently, without permission. i don't care, though. i just ask if they like it :P
mostly black girls and old ladies do it.

Comment by Purepsycho on December 20, 2009 at 2:41pm

So far its just my mates who do it, they love to brush my shaved bits (oo-er!) which i like too so i let em :D hehe

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