Doesn't it piss you off...

when random FAGS come up to you and ALWAYS ALWAYS say
*OOOO CAN I TOUCH YOUR MOHAWK?!
*HOW DO YOU GET IT TO STAY UP LIKE THAT?!
*WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK?!
*WHAT WOULD I LOOK LIKE WITH ONE?!
*WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO GET ONE?!
They're stupid. WHY so many questions, get one yourself and find out!

So yesterday i was walking around town with it up and all and this lady comes up she looks about 40 and she asks me almost all of those questions and after a answered most of them she's like oooo okay i'm gonna go home and try that. Thank you.
I giggled a little and then thought "wow, mid-life crisis much."
I'm okay with "older" people having mohawks but when they have one of those wannabe mohawks where they don't even shave or cut the sides, that's the thing that gets to me.
AND there are like a million Preppy guys at my school with fauxhawks and i think thats the stupidest shit.

Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by PunkofEskilstuna on May 8, 2009 at 6:41pm

fauxhawks on prepps hahahahahahah lol lmao that's the most stupid thing i heard today, not u the prepps LOL XD

Permalink Reply by Raine on June 14, 2009 at 12:46am

A male acquaintance of mine used to have a fauxhawk. After I got my mohawk, he cut off the fauxhawk because he said it felt unmanly next to a real mohawk x]

Permalink Reply by Luke Cipolle on June 17, 2009 at 6:36pm

I actually tried a fauxhawk once, thinking it might look cool. I was wrong. I miss my foot-tall mohawk, but it's a fitting price to pay for such a stupid mistake...

I go to a prep school, and yeah. The entire football team (American football, not soccer) got "mohawks," meaning they shaved the sides and everything. But they all had crew cuts to begin with, so all that ended up happening was an epic fail and everyone who hadn't seen my hair (hard to miss O.o) assumed I had mine to support the football team. I hate football so much.

Permalink Reply by Darian Dick on June 24, 2009 at 2:23am

Well, here, where i live it seems that a mohawk is a "summer cut" so like all the guys here have been getting mohawks lately so i got pissed and shaved mine off only keeping the bangs so here i am short ass hair with long bangs.
And i don't know if you're in on the whole punk scene but here "punk" is also becoming a trend.
So our little punk scene here has been getting really pissed with all the poser fags here.

Permalink Reply by Candy on June 26, 2009 at 3:46am

all the jock kids at my school already had short hair, so they all decided to get mohawks... but their those stupid bearly even noticable mohawks that are prolly 1/8th of an inch, is stupid and it pisses me off.

Permalink Reply by Jim Leether on August 31, 2009 at 11:25am

Fauxhawks are shit. If you want a hawk, make the damn commitment. A fauxhawk is for someone who is afraid of what someone may think or say. They can change their hair back to "normal" and no one will know. Get some damn self esteem.

Permalink Reply by Ryan 'Pigeon' Westwood on September 1, 2009 at 10:38am

the best one i have been asked this so many times
how did u get ur hair like that
and is it really your hair?

im like obv shit for brains
but yeah can i touch it is the most common one i get random strangers walk past n fub there hand over it its so fucking annoying

Permalink Reply by Du_can The Tu_can on September 5, 2009 at 10:06am

I hate the question "How do you sleep?"
How the fuck do you think? on my side!

Permalink Reply by Shitfaced on September 25, 2009 at 12:52am

i get that SOOO much, how do people not have the brain power to imagine someone sleeping on their side

Permalink Reply by Kyle on September 25, 2009 at 10:32am

Yeah I agree "how do you sleep with that" is the most annoying question ever. Even before I got my mohawk I ALWAYS slept on my side no matter what.

Permalink Reply by MarkHawk on November 12, 2009 at 5:17pm

I wish i could sleep with mine up and not wake up with it mostly down again... :(

Permalink Reply by ellioxx on January 20, 2010 at 3:17pm

people ask me that shit every day... it's so tiring. on top of that, my hair is usually dyed funky colours, so i have to listen to a billion more questions about that!
i hate people...