This is a rant.

Hey everyone I’m new so this is me saying "Hello"!

Now to the rant.

I went to get my "Mohawk" yesterday and needless to say it is the worst hair I’ve ever had. I went in (first time in years going to a salon, now I remember why) and gave the lady the perfect instructions on how to cut it, what to do, and the lengths and everything. She completely ignored me and barely knew what a Mohawk was much less how to make one.

She kept telling me I didn’t want it too tall otherwise I couldn’t stand it up, and I repeatedly told her that I have liberty spiked my entire head (boob length hair) Then after she ignored me all I wanted to do was get the hell out and she was “oh here let me spike it for you then it will look really cool!” I told her she didn’t have the stuff and she proceeded to tell me that spiking glue is the best stuff there is an almost forcibly made me stay so she could spike it into a fauxhawk that looked like a dorsal fin.

Now I’m stuck with a 3” fauxhawk on the top and the back shaved the same length as the rest of what’s left, I look like Peter fucking Pan.