Sexual Jokes?

Outta curiousity, how often do people make sexual jokes in reference to your mohawk being up?
I get them almost constantly, even if it hasn't been up for like a month. It gets annoying after the 50th joke.

Yep Yep, I'm just curious.

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Permalink Reply by morris on February 8, 2009 at 9:17am

Workmates usually say something. When I lose a spike to the rain, they say that I've gone limp. Some of the guys say they have some pills to help with that.

Actually I make more jokes than they do.
To really get people thinking, I tell them that "the carpet matches the curtains"
;)

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Permalink Reply by Joey on February 8, 2009 at 11:37am

There's a photo doing the rounds online of my liberty spikes with a casper-the-ghost on each spike. That sexual enough?

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Permalink Reply by Alexis on April 18, 2009 at 10:24pm

As far as I'm aware there has only been 1 sex joke about my hawk.

And I made it xD

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Permalink Reply by Segadoway on April 18, 2009 at 11:06pm

The usual erection jokes, pretending to masturbate with my spikes, asking if they have been inside people, relating the mohawk being up or down to how aroused i am.....
Oh and it has become a tradition for people to come out of nowhere and lick my mohawk at shows, i am actually on a poster with someone licking it.......

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Permalink Reply by Alexis on April 18, 2009 at 11:12pm

Huh...I wish someone would lick my head. D:

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Permalink Reply by Segadoway on April 20, 2009 at 5:00am

*licks head*

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Permalink Reply by torture on April 22, 2009 at 9:28pm

omg that sounds so wrong

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Permalink Reply by Protagonist on April 19, 2009 at 2:51am

I've gotten a few, the one guy who masturbated my spike, I kneed him (almost) in the junk, made him panic ^.^ Luckley I didn't actually hit him, so everything was cool. Oh yeah, no ones done that again though. XD

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Permalink Reply by Juggalo MaggotFace on April 19, 2009 at 12:39pm

LMFAO...I don't have a mohawk now but when I did I don't think that there were any sexual jokes made about it.

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Permalink Reply by tofu on April 20, 2009 at 9:23pm

i make all of them pretty much.... most about erectile dysfunction. also i creep out my buds by slowly jerking off the spikes right in their faces... :D