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They had to take a vest because it had spikes on the shoulders and they couldn't put me in the "drunk tank" with it. It was old and dry rotted, they dunk it in some chemical to prevent spreading scabies/lice. They said forgot that they put it there and it disintegrated.
I was thinking of it. "I payed $800 for that on eBay! You owe me monehz!" Didnt really care enough to do anything too big about it.
Had a friend-of-a-friend stoner say "duuuuuur, shudnt drink al-co-hul 'n da furst place," he ended up getting busted for having a fuckload of shrooms in his trunk, got his car impounded and sold at an auction.
I guess we both learned a lesson: if your drunk and have to pee; check for cops and make sure you pull your pants down before you decide to powerwash the side of a building, and dont smoke weed at a stoplight when you have 100 pounds of hallucinogenic mushrooms in the trunk of your car.
I had a friend arrested drunk downtown. I caught him walking the next morning, he told me he was arrested for pissing on the park monument. The same cop who arrested him was in the park a few hours later, cop corrected the story: "I was waking you up to go home, then you excused yourself from the middle of our conversation and pissed on the monument. I arrested you after that." It was too funny.
I always get back everything when I get released. Kilt pins, boots, jackets, forks, etc personal items. Only thing I never got back was a forty of whiskey, which they laughed when I asked for it back the next morning. And I usually never have to take out piercings that require anything then my hands. "Dude, I'm drunk. I'm not gonna make myself choke on my lip stud, nor would it be possible." And that like works every time.
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