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Well, this happened a little while ago but i figured i would post it just.... well because i'm bored.

Anyways, long story short: don't steal from walmart.

I HATE WALMART. lol. and a few of my friends and i went into the store to uhh... borrow a few things. nothing big, like maybe a skirt and some makeup (and awesome bright green duct tape) and then two of my friends wanted to try to take two scooters. SCOOTERS. they were planning on just walking out the door with them and then scootering away to their place. kinda a silly idea. anyways, they left. so it was me and two more people. so we decided to leave too. and as soon as we got out the door, walmart security stopped us.

we got arrested for theft under $5000. brought into this room in the back of walmart. i was terrified because if i have any type of criminal record........ there is practically no chance i will get a job in my field. anyway, the two friends that tried to take the scooters were brought into the room as well, a few minutes later.

we got searched. the cops came. but the only good part of the story........ we had the most awesome cops ever. they just laughed at my scooter friends. and then we sat there and talked about warped tour, NOFX, misfits, and a bunch of other awesome bands. and then they let us go.

but yeah, don't take things from walmart because they pay a LOT more attention than i thought they did. or if you do take things from walmart........ just don't get caught >.< or go with people who try to take scooters and make you look very suspicious.........

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Seriously? What about walmart security? Because once we walked out the doors, the actually grabbed my friend's shoulders and told us to stop.

And my other friends who tried to grab the scooters got handcuffed....... not sure if it was walmart security or mall security that did that though....
Walmart security is told by managers not to physically touch you, and once you're out the doors, you're not even on their property anymore. They're terrified of lawsuits, because once their security grabbed this person my their wrist, and when the person pulled away and punched the security guy in the face, it left a bruise on their wrist. They sued Walmart for their injured wrist and I think they settled out of court. No charges were ever made against the shoplifter because of the bruise on their wrist.
Just never go to that horrible ass place. Stealing from there can only raise prices and does nothing advantageous.
I like going to wal-mart when my hawk is down, going to the hair"care" section and using all their shit to put it up. The shoppers look at you like you're a freak but, you can use any product you want for "free" it's awesome.
Perhaps your energy would be better used going to a small beauty supply store in your area and actually buying something from them.
Reminds me of the time I was at a New Years party and the cops busted us. They told everyone if they saw anyone drive, we'd all get arrested, and to have a fucking hell of a time.

But not before one of their phones rang and played "I Fought the Law."

Epic. Just fucking epic.
Here is a tip, when cops are being nice and try to talk to you about stuff, and etc.
DON'T BELIEVE THEM
Dumbasses. As a rule, never steal from Walmart. I f you go into any corner and look up, you'll see a sea of black balls. Two cameras in every aisle. I managed to jack a Dethklok album from Bestbuy. ( also never a good idea) I jack shit every day. NEVER WILL BE CAUGHT. DOn't steal from major retailers
I stole from walmart all the time for years straight. never got caught, until, my friend said "watch him get caught". I walk out of the bathroom, and the manager is right there, goes in, finds the cases of the games I stole. Went to the back, and called the cops. Im banned from that walmart, and the op told the manager that im gonna get in a lot of trouble, but when we got to the car he took the handcuffs off, and said "I use to steal shit from walmart all the time, you're not in trouble." He said he'll give me a ride to a gas station, and when I got in the car, he was listening to Good and Ready by Anti-Flag. I shit brix.

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