Most scarring and/or painful injury

Just thought it'd be an interesting toppic

mine would have to be...

getting hit by a mercedes
I was fine at that point
I'd managed to cushion the impact by pouncing onto the bonet(hood) like a ninja kitten!

It was after i'd dissmounted and 'moulded' a crater into the driver's door (i was sporting my steel-toe cap dickies

) that i took ailment

The driver (seemingly a 7 foot rugby player - much to my delight) then dissembarked and with one suckerpunch knocked me out (not all that painful as i was instantly out cold)

-split lip
-bleeding gums
-general inability to smile for a month
-black eye
[how big where his fucking hamburger fists!!?]

it's moreso the fact that to this day, my nose cartilage is fractured into segments which can be moved independantly x D

there ya go :]
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let us know of any injury you'd like to discuss
whatever the injury and whatever your reason for wanting to share..

There's a crazy storm goin on outside
so my internet might cut off for a few days so i wanna see sum wicked stories of pain and suffering for when im back :}

oh also i have an actual picture of me up check it oot!

xCxUxNxTx

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Permalink Reply by sandman on June 21, 2009 at 2:47am

went into a judo fight not warmed up right(the tournaments runner fault, skipped 25 matches straight to mine and wouldn't let me warm up)
basically got thrown and i landed on between my shoulder and my neck, and then the other guy landed on me. broke my clavicle.
the actual pain wasent that terrible, it hurt like hell.they thought it was dislocated(the shoulder) but wasn't. the worst part was:
-taking a 3 hour drive on a yellow bus on shitty un-paved roads RIGHT after
-doing normla tasks for the next month
-putting on socks. possibly the hardest and most painful thing with a broken collarbone. was not fun.

iv had easily 10+ concussions, maby 3 or 4 serious ones(had one that i had a migraine for two weeks straight. a proper migraine too, like i cna hardly move) i should have gone to a doctor but never did lol.

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Permalink Reply by Raine on June 24, 2009 at 2:17am

I have taken a rusty nail to the leg and the shitty old man I was living with at the time didn't understand the concept of pulling it straight out. So he drug it out sideways. Four stitches later I was fine.

I took a piece of wood to the nose in what can best be described as a 'freak hammock incident'. I had a bag of peas on my face for hours afterward.

Sliced off a chunk of skin on my right ankle with a razor blade. I'm not really sure how I managed to do it, but I have this big, round scar as a souvenir.

Stepped on a piece of glass. Taking it out ripped a gash all along the instep of my foot. I was alone, so I just bandaged it up and let it go. Just as it was healing I stepped on the same piece of glass, with the same foot, in the same spot. I have a lovely scar, and have since learned not to leave sharp, broken objects on the floor of my room (and it only took two times).

Slipped whilst hiking on a road trip. I took a log mid-shin really damn hard when I was trying to save my cameras from falling. Someone came back from the group to check on me (I had gotten far behind from taking billions of pictures) and when I started rolling up my pants to show them what happened, they mistook the swollen, bloody, black-and-blue lump for me having fell and 'hit my knee'. Yeah. I wish. Hurt like a bitch, and too this day I have this strange, little, hard lump on my leg.

Other then that, I've made out pretty damn well. A few broken things (fingers, wrists and whatnot) and some dislocated joints (mostly my left shoulder) but they didn't actually feel that bad. And some I don't actually remember, so even if they did feel nasty, I wouldn't know.

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Permalink Reply by terror on November 3, 2009 at 8:26am

You guys have some pretty hardcore injuries, lol.

CUNT, did the guy get done for hit and run, or did he KO you then call an ambulance?

I've simultaneously fractured my radius and ulna (very nearly a compound fracture X2, they both broke clean through, my lower arm was completely bendy, but thankfully the ends never pierced the skin) the worst part was them pulling my arm straight (like stretching the skin and flesh, to put the two ends together straight) while I was sill conscious, that kinda sucked.

When I was 15 I tried to pierce my lip with a safety pin and apparently caught the pin on a nerve the runs right down the middle, lol. I felt the pain in my neck and my eyes were watering like fuck.

I burnt just above my ankle until it was jelly on a motorcycle's exhaust when I was like 10.

I broke my fibula at a festival (fuck knows how) the doctor told me it wasn't broken because I wasn't in enough pain (what a twat) I had x-rays and it showed I had, they then gave me crutches. I had to use crutches (that were too high, it was my first time with them so I had no idea, made it a lot harder) to go about 2 miles to the main gate and to the nearest bus stop, sleep with a broken leg and then go to hospital to get a cast put on in the morning.

I've recently got a nice scar across my middle right hand knuckle after punching a plate repeatedly after a fight with my fiancée. I went to hospital to get some stitches (it was about 10mm wide and about 3-5 wide and all the way to the tendon) aparently there was a piece of plate lodged in the tendon, so they had to do exploratory surgery to remove it, but they couldn't find it (it showed on an x-ray, but had disappeared when they looked again) and then I got stitches.

I also recently had an ingrown toenail removed (had that badboy for 6 years) apparently it was one of the worst they'd ever seen :D I was told to keep off it for a few days, but had to go to work on it, and now I haven't been able to walk for 3 days. It's bright red and massive compared to the other one. :(

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Permalink Reply by terror on November 3, 2009 at 1:35pm

I work for a supermarket, it's awesome.

Who would I sue? I'm pretty sure that no one designs plates to be repeatedly punched, lol.

I did try removing the toenail (I've had it for 6 years) but it kept coming back over and over, plus recently it's too deeply buried to dig out.

I also once somehow managed to scrape a rusty nail across the bottom of my toe, which left the front of it hanging off, haha. I was more amazed at how sharp the nail was than anything else.

The positive side is that I now have a really high pain tolerance, apparently most people who had a toenail like mine wouldn't be able to walk, lol. Comes in great for any fights. :)