It's time for the mohawk to go.
It's been fun mohawk, I've loved you for these past two years. We've had some great times, been to some great shows, got into vicious fights, got stoned off of our asses, but it's time to move on.
You see, when I originally shaved my hair into you, I had no plans of getting a job. I didn't want one, I planned on mooching off of people for the rest of my life. As I've matured however, I've realized that this won't work.
I'd like to keep you and have a job, but I don't think it's possible. I've applied to numerous places these past few years, but after they see my hair they automatically dismiss me. I'm sorry mohawk, but tonight will be our last night together, for you've been sentenced to death by razor. Do not fret, I will not leave you completely behind, for you shall be replaced by liberty spikes when I am not working.
3/16/08 - 6/22/09 RIP
You see, when I originally shaved my hair into you, I had no plans of getting a job. I didn't want one, I planned on mooching off of people for the rest of my life. As I've matured however, I've realized that this won't work.
I'd like to keep you and have a job, but I don't think it's possible. I've applied to numerous places these past few years, but after they see my hair they automatically dismiss me. I'm sorry mohawk, but tonight will be our last night together, for you've been sentenced to death by razor. Do not fret, I will not leave you completely behind, for you shall be replaced by liberty spikes when I am not working.
3/16/08 - 6/22/09 RIP
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Permalink Reply by Punk's Not Dead on
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aww...thats sad.
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Permalink Reply by Damien Gray on
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Well, just shaved it. I look horrible bald.
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Permalink Reply by Kobalos on
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Yep, had to do the very same for my last job - couldn't wait to get it back once I left though. :D
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Permalink Reply by tanzmetall on
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:(
what a tragic ending
your a slave to the power
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Permalink Reply by bbqpanties on
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Aw man... that sucks. I had to do that too last year... it took me 8 months to find a job after that.
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