If you were to write a book....

On something you knew best:

What would it be???

Such as "The Science Of Putting Up A Mohawk."

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Permalink Reply by Janielle Undead on June 9, 2009 at 3:26pm

What is it about???

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Permalink Reply by zero on June 9, 2009 at 3:43pm

Ask Me About My Crippling Social Anxiety!: The Art of Being Uncomfortable in Public

Although in reality my mom and I are talking about writing something together, like "101 Amusing Stories About My In-Laws." Trust me. We have enough. Don't even get me started.
I've also thought about writing a little illustrated book thing just about weird things that have happened to me, if just purely for my own amusement...because stories like how my marching band ripped a ninety-some foot long American flag in half in front of all the city's veterans just must be told.

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Permalink Reply by Janielle Undead on June 9, 2009 at 5:40pm

XD

I swear to god some of your comments make my day.

My friends all think you're a riot!

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Permalink Reply by Janielle Undead on June 9, 2009 at 9:28pm

Aww, don't be sucha twat! Your comments make my day and keep me laughing.

They are most certainly not the highlight.

Today my highlight was watching a self-assured yuppie snit get thrown from a horse I told her she couldn't ride. Quite amusing.

And well, I couldn't help myself. You do have a lovely face to look at. =)

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Permalink Reply by Herb ☭ on June 9, 2009 at 5:46pm

Consumerism: The Century That Destroyed A Planet

It would of course be printed with soy-based ink on 100% post-consumer fiber formaldehyde free paper.

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Permalink Reply by Janielle Undead on June 9, 2009 at 9:30pm

Well, of course.

Make sure the binding is also of organic fair traded hemp.

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Permalink Reply by spook on June 9, 2009 at 8:55pm

how bout the science of hurting people and the art of intimidation for proffit.

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Permalink Reply by Janielle Undead on June 9, 2009 at 9:31pm

Can I help?

I assure you I'd have some valuable input. Becuase when you're only 5' tall and 120lbs, you really have to get creative. ;)

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Permalink Reply by Janielle Undead on June 9, 2009 at 9:31pm

That's wonderful. ^_^

For what?

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Permalink Reply by Khaos on August 13, 2009 at 4:31pm

Manipulating the System to Benefit You.
(The art of education and knowing your rights and how to use it)

Aquaculture/Fisheries How-To
I-----> Creating your own ponds, lakes, and tanks, plus rearing and maintaining fish and water quality!

Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big?
(tips on avoiding potentially catastropic situations and then some)

Great Big Book of Seemingly Useless Knowledge
(until you realize that it really is epic)

How to Use Your Common Sense
(and apply your knowledge from other situations and issues to what faces you today)

Red Flags You Should NEVER Ignore
(Butcher Piercers, Scratch Artists, and the Little Old Lady who lives on the corner of your street)

EPIC.
(Everything EPIC and then some!)

Signs Your Family is Unconventional.
(Are your dinner-time conversations normal?)

The Art of Being You
(and why it's okay to like different things than what mass media says you should)
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Those seem all fun and games, however, several I am very serious about! haha
I would write the most out of place articles for a zine that my friend and I were trying to get figured out.
I like to teach what I know. Haha. So it was a broad spectrum of ideas and how-to's.