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How to catch a polar bear...

First you need three things:

-- a saw

-- a can of peas

-- a can opener

 

Go to the Artic. Then, saw a hole in the ice. Open the can of peas and line the peas around the hole.

 

Then when the polar bear goes to take a pea, kick it in the ice-hole.*

 

^.^

 

*Note: I do not condone animal cruelty. Don't try this at home or naked.

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Permalink Reply by Paradox on April 19, 2010 at 6:22pm
OMG this is brilliant! I must show this the the Canadian Prime Minister ASAP; now perhaps we can finally fight back against all of these damn polar bears!
Permalink Reply by Alyssa on April 19, 2010 at 11:55pm
they're an endangered species... (o.0?)
Permalink Reply by ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots on April 19, 2010 at 6:37pm
TAKE A PEA
Permalink Reply by Alyssa on April 19, 2010 at 11:56pm
how much woud that suck to go take a pea and get kicked in the ice-hole?

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