Mohawks Rock

Forum Game - Ruined Wish

Figured I'd try starting up a forum game.

"Ruined Wish" is a light-hearted game about granting the post above's you wish... but not exactly the way they intended it...

Example:
Post 1: I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Post 2: Granted, but now there's so much water in your system, you drowned.  :(
I wish I had a puppy.
Post 3: Granted, but the puppy is sick and paying the mass amounts of vet bills has rendered you homeless.
I wish I had a sandwich.

Etc... etc...  Haha, just figured this might be fun.  I'll start us off.



I wish my hands weren't cold.

Views: 2085

▶ Reply to This


Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots on August 28, 2011 at 10:36pm
They do, but then they start eating them and serving it to the homless.
I wish I could find cool stuff in the trash
Permalink Reply by SickOfSociety on September 5, 2011 at 12:12pm

 Granted, but now the government posted a new law that all garbage must be burnt.

 

 I wish I was sixteen already, so I could get a job and get the hell out of my house.

Permalink Reply by ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots on September 10, 2011 at 5:57pm
Granted, okay so youre 16 now and nobody will get you gifts anymore they think ur an adult.
I wish I had a cookie sandwich
Permalink Reply by Nemean Lion on September 26, 2011 at 10:40am

GRANTED,,,,But the cookie monster kicked you in the nuts and took it

I wish I could go back in time with a couple of machine guns and rob the kings of their gold and gems

Permalink Reply by SickOfSociety on September 30, 2011 at 8:20pm

 Granted, but you get run over by the car from Back To The Future while running away.

 

 I wish I could eat little children and not get arrested. 

Permalink Reply by C.J !?? on October 1, 2011 at 4:58am

um ... ok ... but then you're thrown in jail for underage drinking :P

I wish there were some gigs where I live ...

Permalink Reply by SickOfSociety on October 3, 2011 at 10:12pm

 Granted but you get your head smashed when you're dropped in a mosh pit while trying to crowd surf.

 

 I wish it will stay warm for two more weeks.  Then snow like a mother

Permalink Reply by Radical rac on October 13, 2011 at 2:50pm

Granted but your froze in snow turned into snow woman

 

i wish i owned cookie factory. 

Permalink Reply by Nemean Lion on October 17, 2011 at 6:58pm

GRANTED,,,,,But then an employee went postal 3 weeks after opening and killed 39 people,,and you had to close down forever

I  wish I could shoot fireballs out my hands

Permalink Reply by Somber on October 17, 2011 at 7:28pm
granted
but you can never touch anything again without burning it.

I wish i had a fat blunt.
Permalink Reply by DantheHawkMan on January 1, 2013 at 8:51pm

It is almost one year later and I am wishing for this wish once again! :-)

Permalink Reply by lenzojake on March 2, 2012 at 11:35am

i wish i could kill Danney

 

RSS

About

Giant Mohawk Man created this Ning Network.
Create a Ning Network! »

Latest Activity

Toker replied to ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots's discussion 'Alright, fess up..... (shirts)' in the group FUCK hot topic
Jul 7
Toker left a comment for Somber
Jul 7
Toker left a comment for Arson Montoya
May 14
Toker left a comment for Arson Montoya
May 14
Toker left a comment for Giant Mohawk Man
May 4
Toker commented on Toker's photo
Thumbnail

im proud of him

May 4
Toker left a comment for AlexS
May 4
Toker posted photos
Thumbnail
Thumbnail
Thumbnail
May 4
site created by
Giant Mohawk Man

Members

© 2024   Created by Giant Mohawk Man.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service