first day of rapture

WE ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD

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Permalink Reply by dani smith on May 22, 2011 at 12:42pm

thank you, i tried explaining that to a few friends that thought a rapture meant everyone just dropped dead.

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Permalink Reply by Cpt. Oblivious on May 22, 2011 at 1:44pm

It's been really annoying me that people are making jokes without even understanding what's supposed to happen. They just look stupider than the believers.

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Permalink Reply by dick on May 22, 2011 at 2:05pm

well it is the beggining for our end, apparently everybody who is still here after yesterday are going to face doomsday. yesterday was the judgement in which jesus came back and and picked the people he wanted to go to heaven. so WE ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD

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Permalink Reply by Boogle on May 22, 2011 at 5:05pm

EVEN OUR MINISTERS/PREACHERS/ETC. ARE DEAD!!!

no but really according to the bible the followers ascend to heaven and the ones that are left behind are left to endure 7 years of hell on earth. If you're not dragged into the pits of hell after 7 years, then you have proven yourself worthy and jesus like comes down and fights off all the demons (like a boss) and lets you come to heaven.

oh and we're all supposed to die by fire this time apparently... and scorpions, there will be lots of scorpions. If i have all of my shit straight... i haven't really looked that deep into it because i dont feel as though it will happen.

anyone slightly upset that there was no zombie apocalypse? maybe the next time we have and end of the world scare...

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Permalink Reply by dani smith on May 22, 2011 at 6:05pm

yeah zombies would have been great

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Permalink Reply by Nemean Lion on May 22, 2011 at 8:54am

AWWWWWW MAN!! DAMN,,I SO HAD PLANNED ON WALKING AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD NAKED DRINKING A GUINNESS,, then I was going to find whoever else was left down here on earth and throw a big orgy in the park,then I was going people hunting,,no real people hunting I'm talking bows and arrows,lol oh well no rapture fun for me,,camping is a joke this the 2'nd or 3'rd time he said some bullshit like that,if the end was going to happen I don't even want to know about it

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Permalink Reply by 22lliou6xj137 on June 10, 2011 at 12:32pm

dude, i fuckin love guinness, whats your fav type? lol draught is my fav right now

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Permalink Reply by Alexandra Sloan on June 10, 2011 at 1:47am

Omg that whole situation made me laugh! And they still think the world is ending on October 21st. I think it's safe to say we're all pretty much screwed.

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Permalink Reply by 22lliou6xj137 on June 10, 2011 at 12:34pm

hey if were all dead anyways, lets fuck the world, like mad max or like the book of eli, nuke the sombitch and go to hell laughing, least i am pretty sure i got a reserved seat for hell....