Mohawks Rock

i know all you guys have had this problem.
what are some stupid questions youve been asked,and some stories too if youd like to share

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About a year ago I had a Table at the Hard Rock giving me the Death stare at my table. No matter how much I made his kids and his wife laugh he would not smile. By the end of the meal I was asking him if he wanted a box for his food and he told me that I could take his food home and put it in my bowl. (basically calling me a dog) After he stiffed me on a $120 bill he went upstairs to our Front Desk and told the managers that I had scarred his kids for life and that we Mis-interpreted the Hard Rock Hotel as a Family hotel when really we are a bunch of Satan worshipers all because I have a Mohawk and Piercings....

He Got his stay at the hotel comped after that...
Wow...that is awful. Its shocking how ignorant and unsympathetic some individuals are.
i get that sooo much
Can i touch it?
wut the fuck is wrong wit u did u loose a bet or sumthin.
Can i get a pic wit u.
or u gay.
lol did they use starch spray instead of hairspray? LOL wow...
one of my former friends got his ironed up, it looked like shit and i refrained from telling him so because it was his wedding lol
can I touch it?

only my girlfriends allowed to touch it, sometimes I tell people that if they try I'll stab them with it and they actually believe me.

your hairs a mohawk today?

its always been a mohawk dipshit I just had time to spike it up today

hey look I have a mohawk too see?

no you have normal hair and decided you wanted to spike the top part up today, giving you a faux hawk

is that your real hair?

no they're spikes I surgically implanted into my head in order to skewer anyone who asks me that fucking question

are you emo/punk/goth/retro?

ahhhhhrrrrrrgggghhhhhh
fuck yeah i understand totally and usually when they go further i kick them in the face with my tred air and if they ever cal me a goth or a emo... i dont talk about it without my lawyer
People are just pretty stupid when it comes to hawks.

But im pretty used to it.

usually i just get
Hey i love your hair!
Did you do that yourself?

Most people where i hang out are used to hawks.
When i went to pride with year it was rainbow.and ithink...

45 people took my picture.
it got obnoxious.
my hawk was rainbow to, I had a bunch of people take my picture or take pictures with me like I was some attraction

I loved that though pride is the one place where I flame like hell
without your permission it's actually illegal to take someones picture...all else fails charge them for piccies, i do :) within reason of course
might be a good way to get money

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