dumbest questions from people with no common sense
what are some stupid questions youve been asked,and some stories too if youd like to share
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Permalink Reply by 31lc3djngf82c on
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stupidest ones i get:
"Does it hurt?"" yeah i sharpen my hair…"
"When are you gunna cut it?" *stare in silence* or "whenever i damn well please!"
"How do you walk through doors?" "the same way as you… im not even six foot"
and for all the "can i touch it?" or "can i take a picture with you?" i always say yes unless it is obvious they are fucking with me.
does anyone else have people randomly touch their hair while walking down the hall or some shit? its fuckin weird… if you ask thats at least polite and i have a chance to say no, but if you just sneak up from behind and hair-rape me thats not fucking cool.
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Permalink Reply by §̸̧̰̥̖̮́ͥ̋͢♅ͨ☭ͤ̾̃0░இ5ঊ◍6๑≴4থ⅋§ on
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I usually wear a zebra-tail attached to the back of my belt. One time I was entering a store when all of sudden a woman behind me decided that she'd give it a little tug and then pretend that it wasn't her. Shit freaked me out.
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Permalink Reply by Mel Porchmonkey Ashmore on
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Q; did it hurt
A; falling from heaven...of course
You have to give an equally witty answer to render your sanity when you have been dealing with stupid questions as long as i have
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I currently have red devil horns for hair. I'm usually not outside other than at work.
At work, I get:
Are those real? (as a guy I never thought I'd hear that)
How do you keep it up? (lol)
So this is hell. Huh, I pictured it much differently.
Are you feeling devilish today?
From kids: Why do you have antennas? Are you an alien?
After hearing that one a lot, 2 kids started chanting YOU'RE AN ALIEN and dancing around me.
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YES!!!! Kids are freaking fantastic...think i could forgive all the stupid questions in the world if i got serenaded afterwards!
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Yeah, I love messing with kids since I freak some out and make others laugh.
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hmm i like the who are you mad at one! never heard that before… that makes me want to get a jacket with a "mad at the world" patch on the back lol
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"Did you lose a bet?"
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Permalink Reply by Pamparius the Sailor Man on
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That's the one question that can really piss me off (but only on a bad day, I'm usually a very relaxed and easy-going person).
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It pisses me off just since it's always from some college jock douchebag.
One I got from an old guy yesterday: "Why do you have colorful hair? Do you just like being stared at and want attention all the time?"
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I don't think we really get the stereotypical "college jock" douchebags here in the Netherlands. The "did you lose a bet?" people here are usually our version of rednecks. These are also the people most likely to yell goth/emo/faggot.
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